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Anyone want to do their laundry on my washboard stomach?

So summer is almost here. NJ actually has nice beaches. I like to stroll the beach in my Ocean Pacific bathing shorts. Mostly I like to stare at girls in bikini's. English girls are probable very pale. That's OK. Crabs scare me. My middle aged lady friends are sexy. I want to hot tub with them.

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 25, 2009 at 8:13pm — 1 Comment

Career

Hai Fellow arkians

I have been pondering on things of late, pondering more heavily on my studies of forensic science. As many others of my generation who have opted to become forensic scientists they as myself have been influenced by programs like the CSI franchise, NCIS and other programs based on the genre.

Of late I have been going through a series called Bones and the graphic nature of the program shows me how gruesome people can be. As much as these programs aare… Continue

Added by jinboy on April 24, 2009 at 9:36pm — 2 Comments

A Poem.

Spider spider on the wall

Don't you have any brains at all?

Don't you know that wall's been plastered?

Get off that wall you dirty spider!

Added by photo2010 on April 24, 2009 at 3:40am — 4 Comments

The Journey Of Man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally… Continue

Added by spacemonkey1310 on April 23, 2009 at 2:57pm — 10 Comments

I Won Play Tickets

Tonight I am going to see a brand new musical called The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown. It is still in the stage where changes are being made so I have no idea what I am in for. I won the tickets on FaceBook from OCPAC (Orange County Performing Arts Center). I will let you know if it is a good show. If it is bad though I suppose I shouldn't complain too much since the tickets were free.

Added by JoAnn on April 22, 2009 at 7:52pm — 2 Comments

Leave Walmart alone

People work at Walmart because they choose too. I don't want the cost to got up, and I'm tired of unions having to much power. When a union has power over their company, that is an issue for the company to deal with. If a union has power over the political process then I feel my rights are being infringed. Money controls politicians, not the good of the masses.

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 18, 2009 at 10:19am — 1 Comment

Beliefs

If you can't scrutinize your own beliefs, then you are avoiding the belief itself.

Added by Smokescreen on April 16, 2009 at 2:44pm — 4 Comments

LIVEVIDEO down again?

I cant get to LV since this morning..

"Internet Explorer cannot display the web page" is the message I am getting..

Is it down again with you?

or it does not bother you anymore??

LOL

PostScript: (april 18 '09): STILL DOWN HERE in UAE. whats wrong?!!!!..DAMN!…

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Added by ferdz ines on April 16, 2009 at 11:30am — 5 Comments

real talk on TED talks

worth spreading methinks.

Added by Kat.Ballou on April 16, 2009 at 2:24am — 2 Comments

My First Blog Here,...

,...is someone else's :

http://lovevideoplayhouse.ning.com/profiles/blog/show?id=2426069%3ABlogPost%3A52569

Copy that into your browser,... and *do* something.

Added by BlancheNoE on April 14, 2009 at 10:45pm — No Comments

Collectivesoul Quote Collaboration

OK the deadline is tomorrow (April 15th) to get clips in.

So far I've had very little response. So I'm going to make it simpler. Now I just need either an inspirational quote or a funny cos it's true quote as those seem to have been the most responded to (and by most I mean three).

I'll extend the deadline to this sunday night (April 19th).

Please try and get something to me by then if you want to and can.

Cheers.

Added by spacemonkey1310 on April 14, 2009 at 1:26pm — 4 Comments

An open letter to all the women of the ark

Ladies! I find it morally, if not viscerally, repugnant the bodacious representation of womanhood being displayed on this site. The truculent, or more to the point, acerbic yowling from the weaker sex on here reviles modern societies basic expectations of subservience of those who would be your better. If I were to be adviser to your men, reverberations off your firm, young, pink buttock's would be the whale song of the neighborhood. It saddens me to know that perky, tone breast reside on those… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 13, 2009 at 6:34pm — 3 Comments

Nova Scotia

I'm not a planner. Summer arrives and I find myself filling the time off from school with professional development opportunities. Last summer, for the first time, I planned nothing and decided to have the summer to myself but that just went nowhere because I wound up with a lot of unstructured time and that meant very little focus on anything productive or even FUN!

So this time, I'm not only taking those summer months to focus on the… Continue

Added by SydTheSkeptic on April 12, 2009 at 1:30am — 13 Comments

Thought I would share

A patient asked me how I learned to be so gentle, I told her prison. Another asked me how I have such patience, I told her I hold it in, and then take it out on my cat. I'm not very good at what I do.

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 11, 2009 at 12:55pm — 2 Comments

POETRY FOR DUMBIES

I facilitate a gay youth group every Friday night. The kids come and chill and we try and have some creative, fun things for them to do. One of my fellow facilitators is a champion slam poet. She recently represented the State of New Mexico in a Slam competition. Needless to say, she has street cred.

Last night she conducted a poetry workshop. She handed out these forms to each of us, kids and facilitators alike, and told us that we have 20mins to fill it out. I had some trepidation… Continue

Added by Pypermarru1 on April 11, 2009 at 11:30am — 12 Comments

I am basking in your awesomeness

I get a lot of really cool comments on my blogs. Thank you all, accept MOTC

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 10, 2009 at 8:28pm — 3 Comments

UGLY!

I was browsing my old, I mean old (LOL-maybe 2 years old) videos in LV and YT and ARGH!

how ugly I was looking with my guitar.. singing..and vlogging (with my broken English)

what a big shame!

..wait, still ugly now BUT I think I look like a monster way back ( see the photo above? More like that! LMAO!)..

have you seen yours way back..how you look like?

maybe not but me..Freakin'-A!

Looking back now at myself in… Continue

Added by ferdz ines on April 9, 2009 at 1:30pm — 2 Comments

Commie chicks are hot, and put out like freaks.

Go on you trucqulent, acerbic coo-lade drinkers. Have your large coffee, but don't forget to call it a Venti. You can have your organic apples as long as 9 year old Jesus can climb over the fence. I would rather stay on the fringe than lick the boot of you Hight Definition cosmopolite people of the world. Does the Che Guevara's tee shirt come in XXL?

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 6, 2009 at 7:22pm — 2 Comments

Please disgust me

What is the sluttiest underwear you own and what is the story behind them? Mine are the ones I stole from the laundry basket when the women was not looking. Granny panties make me feel like I have a secrete all to myself.

Added by Dreamcatcher on April 6, 2009 at 7:03pm — 3 Comments

I need help

To anyone who owns a mac, do you have any recommendations of what kind digital camera is good to use and compatible with iMovie?

I need a small camera that can take still shots and decent video and isn't the most expensive thing in the world.

Suggestions gratefully received.

kthnxby.

Added by spacemonkey1310 on April 5, 2009 at 11:36pm — 3 Comments