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I DID MY TIME

Posted on October 5, 2009 at 12:21pm 2 Comments

Sorry I have not been around, but I was doing some hard time. Paying back the man with no eyes. What can I say. You disrespect me, you get cut. That's the way I roll. Could use some female company ladies. Randy does not describe it. Got a knew prison tattoo. It's Master of the control dressed up as a clown with one tear coming out one eye. Katballou! You better not have cheated on me, or I'll kill your puppy. Xfashionfacist! I made a bracelet for ya out of my hair. Can't wait to put it on ya.… Continue

Kat.Ballou said…hey guy

Posted on August 8, 2009 at 10:38am 3 Comments

I simply will not tolerate this! How dare you! I will not have my social misanthropic persona penetrated like a wayward Catholic school girl. You Madam take great risk in addressing a man of my station like two inebriates at last call. Best you find your place girl before someone puts you in it. The world is not all Cheeto's, and cheap beer girl. I would wager your Hope chest contains nothing more than vulgar Cd's and concert tee shirts, in all the latest wife beater styles. I am very riled… Continue

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

Posted on July 29, 2009 at 7:44pm 12 Comments

THE FACT THAT YOU ARE READING THIS IS PROOF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I LIKE CHEESE.

Mr Bean gets a car

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 8:06pm 4 Comments

I am getting the Nissan Cube. I was going to get the Smart car for two, but received nothing, but scorn from family, and co workers. It will be the ultimate shag wagon. Maybe Blanchnoe, and Nobodyschild will have a spare 5 minutes. I can't wait to go cruising. I will run MOTC over, then take Xfashionfacist shoe shopping. Then I'll drive up to Canada to have Anotherbrianne ice my balls while I spit blood. While I'm up there I'll have some beavers slaughtered to make Katballoe a hat. Then I'll go… Continue

The man is keeping me down.

Posted on June 28, 2009 at 11:29am 2 Comments

When I was twenty seven, I decided to became a fireman. Why? I wanted comrades, and not co-workers. I wanted a job with a little swagger. Something I could be proud of. The safety of government benefits was a great perk as well. Nobody looks down on firemen. I got a personal trainer, and got into terrific shape. I studied the civil service Manuel's. I visited places I wanted to live. I came up with wanted to be a smoke jumper. Very macho indeed. Then a girl broke up with me, and I fell into… Continue

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At 11:56am on January 8, 2015, MOTC said…

Dreamcatcher - the invisible, quiet genius of LiveVideo.

At 2:20pm on January 1, 2010, BlancheNoE said…
Happy New Year
At 11:13am on August 7, 2009, Kat.Ballou said…
hey guy
At 10:20pm on July 31, 2009, Chig said…

At 3:15am on June 17, 2009, Kat.Ballou said…

At 12:13pm on May 18, 2009, Kat.Ballou said…
where is you at
At 11:18am on April 18, 2009, Kat.Ballou said…
not so much editing as screening out the wah wah wah's where i can help it. that way I can keep up this sunshiny vibe you're pickin up-ya dig? i'm the same old me, changing from every direction-- the way it should be! miss you dc!
At 8:28pm on April 7, 2009, BlancheNoE said…
Velcro was invented by an amateur botanist. I'm pretty sure he was monogamous, otherwise he would've made it quieter.
At 2:20am on March 26, 2009, Kat.Ballou said…

At 1:02pm on March 8, 2009, anotherbrianne said…
did you spring ahead?
 
 
 

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