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An open letter to all the women of the ark

Ladies! I find it morally, if not viscerally, repugnant the bodacious representation of womanhood being displayed on this site. The truculent, or more to the point, acerbic yowling from the weaker sex on here reviles modern societies basic expectations of subservience of those who would be your better. If I were to be adviser to your men, reverberations off your firm, young, pink buttock's would be the whale song of the neighborhood. It saddens me to know that perky, tone breast reside on those who won't go out with me. Let it be heard in the clearest of auditory that I choose to live with my mother. We need no longer ponder the issue. Tears are salty, and a few shed by Kat Ballou, Xfashionfacist both is ripe seasoning for all that have been witness to fingers in the shape of an L are their forehead. I am so titillated right now that I cannot consume my snack of pralines, and creme. Good day ladies. I said good day!

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Comment by BlancheNoE on April 13, 2009 at 7:47pm
A stitch, in time, saves nine.
,..and by that I mean : If you stitch the corpse up carefully after removing the internal organs, your perfectly submissive corpse-woman will last a lot longer.
Comment by BlancheNoE on April 14, 2009 at 1:13am
Chig you sick bastard,.....burnt sugar and congealed bovine breast milk ?, gross.
I *will* take that spleen if no one else is gonna' eat it though,..Chig's or Dream's,...whatever.
Comment by SydTheSkeptic on April 14, 2009 at 2:56am
Here Chig..I got me some Ritz crackers with toe jam pate. Don't knock it til you try it- just hold your nose and it's just like chicken pate.


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