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Added by spacemonkey1310 on March 19, 2009 at 1:28pm — 1 Comment

Haiiii!!!!!!!! arkieeessssss

I was thinking about what my name meant not my ark name my real name (which is faheem) its an arabic name that was given to me by my uncle who is a scholar in islam of sorts he runs a mosque and is working on a project in kashmir were he has successfully built and is running a hospital that gives free medicne and aid to injured people and now another project for building a school to educate orphans is in the worls with the building almost… Continue

Added by jinboy on March 19, 2009 at 11:48am — 1 Comment

Guess Who Can't Sleep Again?

It is 2am and I am still awake. I finally gave up trying to sleep and got on the computer. The one good thing is that while I was laying in bed and not sleeping I came up with a good idea for what I am going to film for the "Loser" music collab. I think it is going to be funny. I just need to talk my husband into being in the clip with me. He isn't too keen on having his picture took.

Oh and in a totally unrelated note...Barack Obama is coming to town. He will be conducting a town… Continue

Added by JoAnn on March 17, 2009 at 5:30am — 2 Comments

Why?

Why do people have to get sick or die before we realize that we should have spent more time telling them that we love them? Why don't we take the time out of our busy lives in the here and now to spend time with loved ones, to get to know them better, to say, "I love you" and "you matter to me"?

My Mother in law is dying. She is old, we knew it would come some day,,, but not yet. I use to call her every day, we spent hours on the phone, but as she got older and I knew that her time… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 17, 2009 at 1:04am — 3 Comments

In search of sleep

Can someone point me in the right direction?

I am looking for sleep... I saw it earlier today, but now, it seems to elude me...

I know it is around here somewhere because my husband and my daughter found it... but I do not seem able to locate it.

I have looked under the bed and in all of the drawers... I am even now looking on my computer.. but so far, I haven't had any luck...

If anyone sees sleep, can you tell it I am looking for… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 16, 2009 at 3:33am — 4 Comments

economic crisis aint got nothing on the human spirit

Today was comic relief day, a day where normal people in the wyes of milions of families become heroes. the smallest of donations save lives and in this time of economic down turn today the human spirit proved it was alive and well when over 50 milion pounds was raised

it costs 5 pounds to get an anti mosquito net to a babies bed preventing malaria

40 pence for a aids test kit to help cure a killer

so effectively 5 pounds and 40 pence can save a life

imagine… Continue

Added by jinboy on March 14, 2009 at 1:19am — 1 Comment

A Crime.

Does anyone else live in an apartment or condo that doesn't allow pets? We moved here from a house that was in my family for almost 50 years. It was a wonderful old 3-family house. It had gotten too difficult to manage after my Dad passed away, and anyone who has rented to tenants knows what a nightmare it can be, and it often was. So..after trying to sell the house for years, we finally got a buyer. We were lucky to find a condo in a nice area for a reasonable price in a high-rise building.… Continue

Added by photo2010 on March 13, 2009 at 12:52pm — 2 Comments

An "I Can't Sleep" Blog

I fell asleep early tonight, but then I dreamed that I was underwater and couldn't breath. Now I'm sitting at the computer sucking on a Halls cough drop and reading blogs. I hope I didn't catch a cold from one of the dudes in my dance class. Maybe it is just my allergies. I think I will take a Benadryl and try to go back to bed. Goodnight bloggers.

Added by JoAnn on March 13, 2009 at 4:08am — 2 Comments

Cheapest airfare ever.... check this out

Due to my mother in laws recent illness, we were forced to look for a quick and inexpensive way to get from TN to FL, what we found shocked and surprised us. There is an airline out there charging fares as low as 19 dollars from here to there... that is what I said...19 dollars.. of course there are other fees and taxes that make it more like 35 dollars... but for 70 dollars it can get you there and back again, that is cheaper then taking the… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 12, 2009 at 7:33am — No Comments

Don't read if your easily disgusted. How I prepare for a date

1) Get a hair cut

2) Take a dump

3) take a shower and loofah my whole body

4) shave very closely

5) Brush, floss about three times

6) put on deodorant

7) take another dump. It's hard to be on a date when you need to fart.

8) put on very small amount of Cologne

9) whack off. You can not do this to early because you may reboot. It is the best prevention for blue balls, and you will not be a horny, puppy dog, tool. There is nothing better to turn a girl on… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 11, 2009 at 6:24pm — 3 Comments

Face Time or at Least a Close Approximation of it.

I've been pretty absent of late. A few reasons for this. None of them very interesting.

I've found the vlogging well to be running dry. I wanted to do the 10 vid challenge but time and unforeseen occurrences conspired against me.

Inspiration needed.

Added by spacemonkey1310 on March 8, 2009 at 7:34pm — 8 Comments

I need the help and love of the community

Should I keep collecting my parents social security, or tell the doctors to withhold medication to expedite my inheriting of the house with everything in it? What are the tax advantages? This is a golden window of opportunity now before they get better. Your support in this time of need is greatly appreciated.

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 6, 2009 at 7:48pm — 2 Comments

My Chicken Nuggets by Dreamcatcher

Girrrl. Why you make me beat you upside the head?

You ate my chicken nuggets!

I love my chicken nuggets!

It was da other day when I ask youuu out.

I told you I didn't have no money, but I wants to get with you.

You let me drive your car to Micky Dees.

You pay for my order, but I got to take a shit.

While I'm in the bathroom, you ate a chicken nugget.

I love my chicken nuggets!

I slap you across the face.

Pulled you hair, and kneed you in your… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 6, 2009 at 6:43pm — 2 Comments

Leaderfoot Bridge Poem

The river runs from west to east

roads south to north

from bank to bank three bridges span

three centuries worth

before these the fly-boat Brae

led down to its ferry

near the ghost-line of the Roman way

on the outward journey

Salmon sandstone pillars rise

above Leaderfoot

the meeting of two singing streams

by leafy Ravenswood

builders pay attention to the piers

so the arch can spring

taking you far from what you see

to… Continue

Added by NimbleThimble on March 6, 2009 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

Depression hurts....

How many of us here suffer from depression? I don't mean the "I'm a little blue today" type of depression, I mean the "mind numbing, strength sapping, can't sleep, eat or think" type of depression. The kind of depression that jumps up on you when you least expect it. The kind of depression that makes you so tired that you are surprised when you take another breath. the kind of depression that makes you wonder if tomorrow is really going to be worth waking up to? I'm not talking about suicide,… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 6, 2009 at 10:44am — 5 Comments

Some birthday present!

Okay, so for my 28th birthday I got a Wii! That is awesome, but for the rest, my children got clothes so I didn't have to buy them and I got an IUD. Somehow, this doesn't seem quite right to me! Ha!

Okay, so for the update, the little man is three and a half months, and the tank is 19 pounds. Apparently my milk is made to produce huge children or something. I almost don't need to get a Wii Fit because my son is more than enough to keep me going. My little girl is now 10, and quite… Continue

Added by Alandria on March 5, 2009 at 4:44pm — 1 Comment

EPIC NEW MUSIC VIDEO. THE PHANTOMS BLOOD RED CLOAK

This is a Music Video to A song, A friend & Myself created, It is a Whimsical Naive Attempt At Being A Videotographer, With this creation, We hope that this is one of those Music Video's you will remember. We truely appreciate the Community Viewing & Commenting on our Video's. Please continue and take the time to do so, It means the world to us, To hear some feedback. We Thank You All So Very Much,,Be Seeing Ya' Around. OCT/TIMOTHY (( WITH THIS MUSIC VIDEO I BLEAVE MY VIDEOTOGRAPHY IS… Continue

Added by THEOCTABOUTSSTUDIOS on February 28, 2009 at 9:39pm — No Comments

11 Rules You Didn't Learn in School

11 Rules You Didn't Learn in School

Really expresses how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world

Rule 1: "Life is not fair."

Rule 2: "The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself."

Rule 3: "You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a… Continue

Added by jd on February 27, 2009 at 2:30am — 1 Comment

My Annie Leibovitz story.

I wasn't aware of the sad situation photographer Annie Leibovitz was in until I read Hol's blog. It brought back a flood of memories regarding three encounters I had with Annie Leibovitz. They were very meaningful for me, though I am doubtful that she would remember me.

After I discovered my love for photography, I also discovered that I enjoyed taking pictures at concerts. I went to a lot of concerts in the '70's. The Who, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, to name a few.… Continue

Added by photo2010 on February 26, 2009 at 11:30pm — 8 Comments

WOW

so... i totally just learned how to play WOW. I wanna like get into a game, but I'm still learning a smidge. Is anyone willing to play with me/bare with my learningness?

Seriously. I'm kinda slow, but I'm getting the hang of it. If anyone is willing to play with me, I'd be more than delighted. =)

Added by kateybella on February 25, 2009 at 10:29pm — 3 Comments