"Wadda' you expect for 29.99 ?
If you'd sprung for another couple of euros you coulda' had a live one. Not that they won't pop too but it takes a lot more pressure. I would kn-- , uh, I mean, Chig would know."
Hey, Gabriel, two things that are probably somewhere in the Ark's TOS.
1. If you post here, there's a minor risk of your vod getting sabovlogged.
2. If you post something bare of context, theres an elevated risk of it getting sabovlogged and having…
"That sounds awesome. I wish I could see the video. Do you know why it won't show up? It says I need a converter and being that we just went back into the poor house to get a working computer, I won't download anything until I get…"
"@Blanch: I knew you could relate. I was gonna have him devour a few newly born kittens but figured this would be more effective ;-)
@TG: I know, right? Girls are just lining up to meet him. That's why he got the job in the first place if you…"
"Okay, first of all, gotta say it: I love that Sally Field sign.
Second: okay, okay, I was not going to acknowledge that elephant in the room of which you speak, but since you have, I will confess to being a prude. It's not my favorite word to…"
"Yes, your take on 1WhiteCrow is pretty warm. I got curious enough just now to see if she's still around. I remember she said her name was "Nash." She kept her account on the Ark for quite a long time but finally deleted it, I see. She…"
"@Chig: And that's why you will never amount to anything in the biz. Because you don't know a JayZ moment when it's staring you right in the face.
@Blanch: Hard knock life, ain't it.
@TG: I see you figured out my MO ;-)