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"What the fuck ? "pastries?, uh , I typed "pass these" Yeah, spell-check makes the world so much better. Tower of Babel anyone? At least when we misspelled stuff we could still figure out what the other guy meant."
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"You gave me a smile so it's only fair to offer you one. You'll want to pastries along to the monkeys I think : vimeo.com/groups/weekendchallenge/videos/153121508"
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Proper Protocol For Returning to a Social Sharing Website After a Long Absence

Posted on December 12, 2015 at 11:30am 5 Comments

After extensive studies and multiple clinical trials (1.3) management has developed a S.O.P. (standard operating procedure) for all returning prodigal sons and daughters.

1.) Make a very short video while looking into the camera and say :

" Are you still doing this ? ", leave 6.3 seconds of silence for dramatic effect and then say : " wow." *end*.

2.) Wait six to eight weeks for your first view or comment (6 months to a year if you're aiming for…

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Canary

Posted on November 29, 2015 at 12:05pm 7 Comments

Just dropping a lyric here to publish. I was thinking about a song I wrote for my son when he was 3. It was about the trials and tribulations to come. Then Ursula K. LeGuin's "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" barged in on my brain party and she brought with her the crew of scientists that are watching evolutionary shrinkage as a survival necessity and , well...working on the music now so while you're reading imagine a really upbeat-boppy tune

I’m the one they send in after…

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Sad Day in the Multiverses

Posted on February 27, 2015 at 6:00pm 2 Comments

As you might have heard, Leonard Nimoy shot out of earth's orbit today leaving our little rock less fascinating.

I'm grateful to have been alive while he was spreading his particular brand of intellectual acting-genius.

I marveled at the characters that seemed to be written just for him when in actuality it was he himself who made those characters his own. He inspired me to learn balance between my emotions and logic and he was a total fox right up until the day he stepped off…

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About a Dog

Posted on January 10, 2015 at 8:44am 7 Comments

My step-mom died @ 1:30 am this morning. We had our differences over the years but there were times when we were actually very good friends. Even when we weren't the best of friends we never lied to each other, not even little white ones, and I always appreciated  that aspect of our relationship. I was with my 4 sisters last night until 10:00pm, in the facility where my step-mom was in hospice and many stories were told. I want to share the story of her dog.

 My step-mom's name was…

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What's Your Resolution?

Posted on January 1, 2015 at 11:30am 7 Comments

Mine is to ignore critiques of movies.

We watched Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger last night and found it to be brilliant on nearly all known levels. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210819/ ;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lone_Ranger_(2013_film)   (click on 2013 film from within this link)

There's a lot of "Little Big Man" in…

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At 7:37pm on December 21, 2015, ThatGirl said…

At 9:09pm on November 30, 2015, lima said…

Thank you! I hope you had a nice Turkey Day with the familia as well!  I have had a lot on my plate lately, thought you might get a kick out of my newest family member :) Miss Olive May :D  She's got PERSONALITY! Free range of the house, so of course, its bunster proof, (after my dad rewired my lamp) uses her litterbox, and gets along well with the rest of the circus here.    

At 12:41pm on October 10, 2015, Chig said…

Tell the hubby that the theat alerts are getting extremely worrisome in Europe:

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

At 10:59am on February 4, 2015, ThatGirl said…

Aren't we doing hamster?  Oh well, it seems Im going to completely ignore the banner and do what I want. Its the first time i have TIME to make anything in a while.

Personally , I think we should beatdown Dougy to get at least ONE minute out of HIS hide...i mean, i considered making an epic apocalyptic video from my year, but i didnt have the special effects OR the footage (theres this evidence locker sitchee-ayshun).

At 2:17pm on January 27, 2015, ThatGirl said…

Im calling it Throwback Tuesday..I know it's supposed to be Thursday but I dont have off on Thursday, so im throwin back NOW

At 10:15pm on December 12, 2014, ThatGirl said…

"anything"

At 2:36pm on November 24, 2014, Geoff said…

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At 9:37am on August 1, 2014, ThatGirl said…

 
 
 

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