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My Husband is a Squirrel Racist

Posted on May 11, 2014 at 10:37am 6 Comments

He wants me to knit them little sweaters so he can tell them apart. He says they all look alike.

*crosses arms and exhales with disdain*

Finally, the crack in the rock that was our marriage.

God Loves Cyclists....

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 7:22pm 5 Comments

....and hates mattresses.

You MUST see this to believe it.

Happy spring !

Don't Forget the Beer !

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 5:51pm 5 Comments

Now see, if the husband had his own squirrel to defend himself this wouldn't have happened...

From now on I'm carrying one on each hip.

And The Most Important Film....

Posted on December 12, 2013 at 9:19pm 6 Comments

...of the last ten years is :

"God Bless America" by Bobcat Goldthwait

And all the bonus features are good too.

It will forevermore be a holiday tradition in our home alongside "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

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At 8:40pm on July 6, 2014, NatureJunkie said…

"I like a woman who can puke on cue. You'd be surprised how often that skill comes in handy. My wait in line for a corn dog yesterday would have been so much shorter if I'd had you with me."

Your comments are one of about 10 great reasons to keep the Ark alive.

At 7:38pm on June 8, 2014, ae777ed said…

At 12:06pm on February 9, 2014, ThatGirl said…

I had never actually seen a picture of a baby squirrel until this morning. Thought you'd appreciate. Oh and hope you, Mike and Pen are doing great together.

At 12:12pm on January 7, 2014, ThatGirl said…

At 7:56pm on January 3, 2014, LtAdams2247 said…

So here you are to pass the time. WiFi doesn't work, traditional method required.

At 1:37pm on December 16, 2013, Steve&b2 said…

Greetings, you are always a shining light.

Happy holidays.

At 7:21pm on October 20, 2013, ThatGirl said…

Season's Greetings...My favorite dark holiday is coming very very soon. hope u enjoy it too

At 10:43pm on October 12, 2013, TonyBR said…

Hi Blanche! Just embarked, but didn´t find the paddle yet! :) And a few more days to discover how to set the sails! :) Salute! Tony

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At 4:10pm on October 9, 2013, ThatGirl said…

just saw this and had to pass it to you


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