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February 2009 Blog Posts (57)

Why I'm better than all of you

At this time I deem it an indulgences to wisp away the cloud of ignorance you warmly coat yourselves with. I do not smugly devalue your contribution to society. The world needs ditch diggers too. I do not fault you for being intellectual bores. We all need to bear our elevator music. Your backs provide an ideal perch for drinking in the sweet wine of those who would be your master. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY.

Added by Dreamcatcher on February 18, 2009 at 5:18pm — 1 Comment

Why I want to be a girl

1) I can take tequila shots off my boobs

2) I like the feel of silk underwear

3) If I'm nice to boys, they will buy me stuff

4) I can go to a lesbian bar, and offer an all you can eat buffet. I'm such a slut

5) It is a well known fact that girls put on lingerie, have a pillow fights, and then shower together

6) Doing jumping jacks will always cheer me up

7) I can be a raving bitch once a month

8) I don't need to know how to dance. I can just sway my girlie… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on February 17, 2009 at 6:30pm — 2 Comments

No Damn Birthday Video for Flophousepoodle

My dearest Flophouse,

Forgive me for not making a wonderful, funny video tribute to you on your birthday like you did for me. I wanted to use your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all the ways that you’ve touched my life, but I’m such a sentimental dork, I can’t do it. I sat in front of my video camera today doing take after take, and each time I tried, I got too choked up to deliver.

Hedgeballs, ahem. Please forgive me for writing this down instead of saying it… Continue

Added by NatureJunkie on February 16, 2009 at 11:43pm — 4 Comments

Commie bastards

This stimulus package will devalue money. Let's say you have a cup of coffee, and it cost a dollar. When the stimulus package goes through there will be a flood of printed cash going into the economy. Dollars will not acutely represent the cost of goods, and services. That cup of coffee you have will now cost a dollar fifty. The coffee has not changed, the value of the dollar has decreased. This means that a rich guy with billions of dollars has lost half his wealth. Why is that a problem for… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on February 16, 2009 at 2:05pm — No Comments

Who do you trust?

Would you let a complete stranger into your home on a Sunday, or any other day, if they said they were from the Census Bureau, even if they presented a card, and answer a lot of personal questions? Or would you ask them to leave..politely but firmly? I live in a high-rise building with a door person. The doorman called to say someone was here to see us, and my Mother told the doorman to let the woman up. Unfortunately, I didn't intercept the call first, but I did stop the interview immediately.… Continue

Added by photo2010 on February 15, 2009 at 4:28pm — 11 Comments

Valentines Day Sucks

For the following reasons;

1. I'm made to feel my singleness more acutely by the constant stream of couple-related-crap being hurled my way.

2. There's far too many pink things shaped like love hearts around for my liking.

3. Number of PDAs (public displays of affection) sky rockets to almost anti-social levels.

4. If I wasn't single I would feel compelled to buy things like cards, chocolates and love heart shaped crap (pink).

5. Couples… Continue

Added by spacemonkey1310 on February 14, 2009 at 5:11pm — 8 Comments

I got my therapist flowers, because the pony ran away.

Alone once more for Valentines Day. Oh to have a choice in the matter. I would love to have some sexy thong to spend my cash on. What is this Holiday, but a reflection of past conquests compared to present day difficulties. But hey! What am I talking about? There is a whole spectra of possibilities. We have all done it. Why not now? I just got to compile a list of choices.

1) Hot. Is girl you would choose if you had a choice. Someone just out of reach.

2) Cool. A perfectly acceptable… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on February 14, 2009 at 8:30am — 3 Comments

My Money's on the Junker

My neighbor, Robbie, is a Junker. A Junker is a person who combs the area with a pick-up truck and trailer for discarded objects that contain metal. They bring the items home and strip them for all recyclable scrap - then take them to the local facility to be weighed and paid.

Perhaps you are thinking, "Fantastic! Recycling!"

Yes and No.

This guy doesn't care about the earth. I've seen him release freon from air conditioners, pour oil and chemicals on the ground, litter the… Continue

Added by flophousepoodle on February 12, 2009 at 8:28pm — 7 Comments


i really want to watch more vid i am finding it really hard to use 2 sites bear with me if i dont get around as much as i wud want to i mean i love to comment : ) sheesh this is hard :)

Added by Peter on February 11, 2009 at 8:00pm — 4 Comments

Paranoia Test

If you thought this blog was going to be about you, you might be paranoid.

Added by spacemonkey1310 on February 10, 2009 at 6:02pm — 9 Comments

our reactions to technologies

1. "Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works."
2. "Anything that's invented between when you're 15 and 35 is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it."
3. "Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things."

Douglas Adams

Added by Smokescreen on February 10, 2009 at 5:32pm — No Comments

Someone told me I looked like Janis Joplin the other ngiht at work.

And I just ate some chocolate chip cookies. Yum.

Added by kateybella on February 9, 2009 at 11:33pm — 4 Comments

Where am I?

That is what I have been asking myself lately... where the frack am I?

In all of this blogging and even my recent vlog... WHERE AM I?

I have noticed a difference in myself, others have noticed a difference in me.. I think that is great. I really am grateful for the strength to have pulled myself out of a self inflicted prison. I have been hiding my heart behind a brick wall for so long, I almost forgot I had one. It feels good to be free but its scary too.

I have been… Continue

Added by JustDee on February 9, 2009 at 4:22am — 4 Comments


Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name:Kate

2. A four letter word: Kite

3. A boy's name:… Continue

Added by kateybella on February 8, 2009 at 12:21pm — No Comments

Film Festival - please vote!

Internment -My film at the 2nd Babelgum Online Film Festival

Hi there, please click on this link and vote for my film, you can vote once a day... which is weird - but if you can, please give me my short film a vote or so!

Thank you!

Sue ;-)

Added by gabrielized on February 8, 2009 at 1:00am — 3 Comments

I haven't blogged in a Centon!

If you know what a Centon is you are as big a geek as me :D

Well, I haven't posted in a while, so I thought I'd update everyone... I'm not dead and I haven't ignored MOTC's tag... I've taped my BSG lyrics tag vid and all I have left to do is edit and upload... (yes, I said taped- I'm doin something a little bit different with my tag... muahahaha...)

Apart from that I don't have much to say, so I'll end it here... short and sweet...

Anyone for a rousing game of… Continue

Added by Buliwif on February 7, 2009 at 4:36am — 1 Comment


Do you dream? I believe we all dream, but we don't always remember them. Lately I've been dreaming a lot..vivid, often unpleasant dreams. I have
read that dreams are sometimes a means of working out problems we deal with in our
daily lives. Do you believe that? What do your dreams mean to you?

Added by photo2010 on February 6, 2009 at 11:36am — 9 Comments

Beads! Beads! Beads!

Soooo I totally just ordered beads for the parade I'm going to be in not today, but next Friday. I love being in Mardi Gras Parades. Heck, I love any parade, but Mardi Gras is my favorite... You get funny stories about drunks. It's awesome. I have no need to go to the violent streets of New Orleans to see all the celebrities for Mardi Gras. Most people forget that Baton Rouge has some AWESOME parades. They're not as hectic, and people aren't as drunk and awful and there are far fewer… Continue

Added by kateybella on February 6, 2009 at 2:20am — 3 Comments

MrPoe and Lessons from my Dad

I understand that not all of you on The Ark like MrPoe. If you don't know him, then you might not get his twisted sense of humor at times. Believe me, he used to be worse. When we first began dating, he used to get really mad at himself over things which I thought were kind of stupid. I could actually feel the anger coming out of him. It was like this heavy sense of gloominess just emanated from his being or something. Being that I suffer from depression (that might surprise some of you), it… Continue

Added by Dunleavy on February 5, 2009 at 10:02pm — 4 Comments

Today's thought

I should really do a video.

Omega One Out-
Won't somebody please come up with something?

Added by OmegaSquad on February 5, 2009 at 9:59pm — 2 Comments

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