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For the following reasons;

1. I'm made to feel my singleness more acutely by the constant stream of couple-related-crap being hurled my way.

2. There's far too many pink things shaped like love hearts around for my liking.

3. Number of PDAs (public displays of affection) sky rockets to almost anti-social levels.

4. If I wasn't single I would feel compelled to buy things like cards, chocolates and love heart shaped crap (pink).

5. Couples become smug.

And I know what you're going to say. "Oh spacemonkey you're just bitter because you're single". And to that I say what would this world be without a little bitterness? In fact February 15th should be bitter-singles day. We can make it like a cross between St Patrick's Day and Battle Royale.

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Comment by JustAnotherUserName on February 14, 2009 at 8:00pm
"Oh spacemonkey you're just bitter because you're single".

Happy Valentine's Day, hotshot!
Comment by BlancheNoE on February 14, 2009 at 10:17pm
I just came in to laugh at Chig's comment,..HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahah,*deep breath*,..
ahhh.
Comment by photo2010 on February 15, 2009 at 6:19am
Hmm, am I bitter because I'm single..or single because I'm bitter? (reaches for another Dove Dark chocolate)
Comment by jinboy on February 15, 2009 at 7:34am
can not be bitter on this day brother LOL

the freedom of not having someone curled around your neck squeezing and choking your very existence away should be celebrated.

so celebrate good times come on :P:P:P:P
Comment by BlancheNoE on February 15, 2009 at 12:18pm
@nobodyschild99,...will you be my Valentine ?,...that way,..we'll have one diamond between us.
It took me 38 years to train my sister to stop giving me jewelry as presents. She got tired of seeing me give it away, or lose it. On my 38th birthday, she got me a garden sprinkler made out of toilet parts that looks like a giant spider,...it twirls around when the water runs through it,...it's big and bulky and a pain in the ass to store now that I'm in a tiny apartment,..
but I still have it. It's leaning in a corner in my bedroom. I look forward to a time when we don't need special days to remind us to be nice and to love each other.,..oh,..and I love you.
Comment by NatureJunkie on February 16, 2009 at 2:45am
Spacemonkey, from what I've observed, every single lesbian who's online lusts after you with that latent 2 percent of their heterosexual tendencies. I don't think you need to be bitter. I just think you need to cast a wider net.
Comment by Kat.Ballou on February 16, 2009 at 4:02am
If you don't have a date
Celebrate
Go out and sit on the lawn
And do nothing
'Cause it's just what you must do
And nobody does it anymore.

-fiona
Comment by kateybella on February 20, 2009 at 1:04am
Thankfully I work in a hardware store, so I didn't have to deal with too much of this mess... There was the occasional "I'm buying new floors for my wife because she bought me a Porsche for Valentine's Day." deal, but for the most part it was kept far far away from me. I tell people that I'm a bitter old woman. My boss did give me a cupcake tho.

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