Why I want to be a girl

[Dreamcatcher]

1) I can take tequila shots off my boobs
2) I like the feel of silk underwear
3) If I'm nice to boys, they will buy me stuff
4) I can go to a lesbian bar, and offer an all you can eat buffet. I'm such a slut
5) It is a well known fact that girls put on lingerie, have a pillow fights, and then shower together
6) Doing jumping jacks will always cheer me up
7) I can be a raving bitch once a month
8) I don't need to know how to dance. I can just sway my girlie hips, and look sexy
9) I can indulge my love of shoes
10) I can diddle myself over, and over again, and never run out of fluid

[Pypermarru1]

LOL. You are a trip my man.
#5 is completely and totally true. You forgot that we giggle a lot when we pillow fight.
We shower together, do eachothers hair and practice kissing each other to prepare for our future man love. Don't guys? ha
You and MOTC are becoming a must read/watch/listen in my life. I am scared and fascinated by you both ;0)

[Jay1p]

Sign me up!