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July 2009 Blog Posts (24)

My day in court

Okay so I got a speeding ticket. No big deal right? Well then you don't know me very well. I have to make it a big deal. Because that's what I like to do. Make things a big deal, and I wasn't disappointed with this.

So I have my ticket in hand and call the court. I find out the fine is $170 dollars. "Well I wasn't speeding" I say, "I would like to fight the ticket".

"Sure" says the clerk "just show up at the courthouse on the date printed on the back of the ticket".

Fine. So I… Continue

Added by Smokescreen on July 31, 2009 at 1:30pm — 2 Comments


Have you ever asked a woman when she was "due" and she wasn't even pregnant?

Added by JustDee on July 31, 2009 at 3:55am — 3 Comments


So.. today is my birthday and I am sitting here at almost 2:30 in the morning contemplating my life...

Actually, I seem to do that every night so really this has nothing to do with my birthday...

So I am 46 today, that is almost 50. In dog years I am 322. Wow.. almost 50, when I was a teen ager, I thought 63 was as old as I would ever get, that gives me another 17 years of life..LOL.

Can you imagine? I actually thought 63 was like OLD. What a laugh that is now.… Continue

Added by JustDee on July 30, 2009 at 2:37am — 9 Comments



Added by Dreamcatcher on July 29, 2009 at 7:44pm — 12 Comments

Phantom Activity on The Ark

There is glitch-y-ness on the recent postings.
Apparently it says some folks dropped messages on Doug's page (c'mon, we all know he's not that popular) when in fact, that is not the case.

Ning is looking into it.

Added by SydTheSkeptic on July 28, 2009 at 8:44am — 4 Comments

Uh, Anyone know?

I just visited LV and I was having trouble finding the porn and the videos seem to be playing and there were decent videos on the front pages !?!
Pen says it's probably a glitch.
Has anyone been over there regularly lately ? Could LV be improving ?
Does anyone know how to keep from getting a video deleted when using public domain music that is free to use?

Added by BlancheNoE on July 27, 2009 at 5:53pm — 12 Comments


A friend of mine recently said this to me in response to a comment I made on his blog,

"One of these days I'll learn to just turn on the fucking light... but the shock factor alone at seeing all the mess at one time would surly kill me, maybe that's why I can't find the light switch, hell there might not even be one, so stumble through this I will, and not gracefully might I ... I'm ok with that. "

It struck a chord with me because that is how I kind of view how… Continue

Added by JustDee on July 21, 2009 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

The Dagger

This is the first story I have ever wrote ( and it shows). It was never meant to have an ending but was just a weekly installment to a writing challenge. Almost all the character and plot grew from that challenge. It was meant as a fairy tail noir lol and went together with my icon photo.

So if you like the story the credit is mine, but if not you can blame Syd and the challenge. lol


The Dagger



Part… Continue

Added by Smokescreen on July 21, 2009 at 1:25pm — 4 Comments

Google Sky

I love looking at the night sky and now our friends at google have released an update to google earth this updatem includes google Sky that shows constellations, stars and galaxies its friggin awesome LOL they also have google moon and goole mars.

its like landed on the moon LMAO

Have fun exploring

Added by jinboy on July 20, 2009 at 7:49pm — No Comments

Dwelling on recent events.

With the news today of the passing of Walter Cronkite, an icon of my childhood and throughout my life, and all the other recent deaths of celebrated figures, does anyone else find themselves dwelling on their own mortality? I mean, we may not have known these people personally, but they

did exist somewhere in our synapses and grey matter. Maybe I'm feeling this more than those who have children? I always hear that children are a person's 'legacy'. Is that how those of you who are parents… Continue

Added by photo2010 on July 18, 2009 at 12:33am — 9 Comments

Goodnight, Walter

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Added by JD on July 17, 2009 at 9:13pm — 1 Comment

Quote-Unquote, LV is as Dead as Ever

Christine said that in her email to me in VH when I asked her how LV is nowadays.

Because I wasnt able to log in for some days now.

(its a banned site still herein Dubai and I have to use a proxy server to be able to log in which always fails me lately just to remind you If you dont know)

man..I dont know what we can do more to make that site FUN and AWESOME again.

People of the once florished LV community had jumped ship to different ning sites and other unknown Video… Continue

Added by ferdz ines on July 16, 2009 at 7:00pm — 7 Comments

This, That and The OTHER Thing

This is why I don't go to bed at a normal hour. Last night I went to bed a midnight...I actually fell asleep... and woke up an hour later, raring to go. I tried to go back to sleep.. I explained to myself, "self, it isn't time to get up, it's still the middle of the night." Myself answered, "but I took a nap, I want to get up now." I again tried to explain to myself," no, you have to stay in bed and sleep like a normal person." But myself just wasn't buying it. I finally gave in at around two… Continue

Added by JustDee on July 16, 2009 at 4:29pm — 2 Comments

interested in conspiracies

not that im a conspiracy nut but i thought this was interesting LOL

Added by jinboy on July 16, 2009 at 1:44pm — No Comments

Romanticism for The Hopelessly Skeptical

Hate on me but at least admit you… Continue

Added by SydTheSkeptic on July 16, 2009 at 9:30am — 5 Comments

fyi - Moptops

Paul McCartney is on Letterman tonight for the first time. At the Ed Sullivan Theatre, where The Beatles first played in the U.S.A. (That's where the Letterman show is taped) That is… Continue

Added by photo2010 on July 15, 2009 at 10:00pm — No Comments

What's it all about...

You would think that as I come upon my 46th birthday, that I would have my life figured out. You would think that I would know what I want to be when I grow up and that I would no longer be suffering from the amount of doubt and self loathing that I deal with. You would think... but no. Here I am, about to turn 46 and I am still wondering what it's all about.

There was a time in my life when I knew exactly who I was and what I wanted out of life and quite frankly, I don't know how I… Continue

Added by JustDee on July 15, 2009 at 3:15am — 12 Comments

Being Far Away

When I'm in the USA my social network basically breaks down into two groups. The first group are my soccer players/parents/coaches/board etc. Usually this group consists of very fine individuals who share a common bond but also have the propensity to err on the side of their particular child/team/club. An occupational hazard but one that is usually worth the trade off.

The second group is you. My online friends. People who I''ve never met (in most cases) but people who I feel an… Continue

Added by spacemonkey1310 on July 12, 2009 at 1:43am — 11 Comments

RE : The Vault-Auto Play. Just so you know,...

Peter attempted to upload his masterpiece multiple times to multiple sites. None would accept the file size except *drum roll *,...LV * fart sound *.

Yeah, that is why The Vault is embedded from LV.

He is in no way endorsing LV,....he's just *using* LV,..sorta' like LV used us.

As Peter himself said : " Oh the sweet irony,.."

Now go see The Vault. Peter's concept of blossoming love presented as a nightmarish stroll through the rooms of the psyche is nothing short… Continue

Added by BlancheNoE on July 11, 2009 at 10:41pm — 1 Comment

sweet child

a mylo mix

Added by jinboy on July 10, 2009 at 8:30pm — No Comments

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