I like your hat,..uh,..and I want a Mac, and a bicycle and a 4 quart crock pot and a digital video camera and world peace and a million dollars,...that's all,
don't wanna' be greedy.
How did you know I was a notary?,...by the way,..I have notarized copies of yours and everyone else on the interwebs wills, you left everything to me.
If you want me to notarize an updated will for you, just step into my office and sit in that chair,..yeah, the one with the straps.
(big virtual smiley hug here)