Whatever floats your boat...
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Posted on November 11, 2020 at 6:00pm 1 Comment 1 Favorite
I blame Jordan Peele for this one too. An homage to Rod Serling’s “Eye of the Beholder”.
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By BlancheNoE 11/11/2020
‘He will finally love me and only me. I will be enough.’, Jackie thought to himself. His mouth felt like it was stuffed with hay and his face was numb. He could see blurry,…Continue
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Chelsea bent down and used her thumb and middle finger to flick the beetle off the side of her beat up boot. ‘Beetle boots’ she thought to herself and chuckled. She remembered her mom saying it when sixteen year old Chelsea came home from the thrift store with pointy, black boots on proud…Continue
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First World Problems
I’m here to talk about a very serious medical issue that effects thousands, possibly millions of married couples worldwide. I call it Jealous Colon. That’s right, I’m going to go there. I am of an age that I am allowed, if not expected to talk of such things.
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probably read this first :
I hear there's something or other going on in politics right now but I haven't had time to pay attention…Continue
Thanks for doing a little house work on the old boat.
Special delivery for Blanche. Must be someone's birthday!
It's always someone's birthday somewhere.
Thank you! I hope you had a nice Turkey Day with the familia as well! I have had a lot on my plate lately, thought you might get a kick out of my newest family member :) Miss Olive May :D She's got PERSONALITY! Free range of the house, so of course, its bunster proof, (after my dad rewired my lamp) uses her litterbox, and gets along well with the rest of the circus here.
Tell the hubby that the theat alerts are getting extremely worrisome in Europe:
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
Aren't we doing hamster? Oh well, it seems Im going to completely ignore the banner and do what I want. Its the first time i have TIME to make anything in a while.
Personally , I think we should beatdown Dougy to get at least ONE minute out of HIS hide...i mean, i considered making an epic apocalyptic video from my year, but i didnt have the special effects OR the footage (theres this evidence locker sitchee-ayshun).
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