Thanks for doing a little house work on the old boat.
At 4:54pm on November 24, 2017, NatureJunkie said…
I wore this to Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. I decided to wear it again today. It makes me remember how truly grateful I am for the most special people in my life. My love and gratitude to you, Amy.
Thank you! I hope you had a nice Turkey Day with the familia as well! I have had a lot on my plate lately, thought you might get a kick out of my newest family member :) Miss Olive May :D She's got PERSONALITY! Free range of the house, so of course, its bunster proof, (after my dad rewired my lamp) uses her litterbox, and gets along well with the rest of the circus here.
Tell the hubby that the theat alerts are getting extremely worrisome in Europe:
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards, John Cleese , British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Aren't we doing hamster? Oh well, it seems Im going to completely ignore the banner and do what I want. Its the first time i have TIME to make anything in a while.
Personally , I think we should beatdown Dougy to get at least ONE minute out of HIS hide...i mean, i considered making an epic apocalyptic video from my year, but i didnt have the special effects OR the footage (theres this evidence locker sitchee-ayshun).
Well it turns out that some things are still like they are 30 years ago. The rest of the story came out today. Still, it would make a great suspense movie plot, eh? Fun. Only as long as it's not true.
"I like a woman who can puke on cue. You'd be surprised how often that skill comes in handy. My wait in line for a corn dog yesterday would have been so much shorter if I'd had you with me."
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Thanks for doing a little house work on the old boat.
I wore this to Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. I decided to wear it again today. It makes me remember how truly grateful I am for the most special people in my life. My love and gratitude to you, Amy.
Special delivery for Blanche. Must be someone's birthday!
I saw this this morning and instantly thought of you.
It's always someone's birthday somewhere.
Thank you! I hope you had a nice Turkey Day with the familia as well! I have had a lot on my plate lately, thought you might get a kick out of my newest family member :) Miss Olive May :D She's got PERSONALITY! Free range of the house, so of course, its bunster proof, (after my dad rewired my lamp) uses her litterbox, and gets along well with the rest of the circus here.
Tell the hubby that the theat alerts are getting extremely worrisome in Europe:
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
Aren't we doing hamster? Oh well, it seems Im going to completely ignore the banner and do what I want. Its the first time i have TIME to make anything in a while.
Im calling it Throwback Tuesday..I know it's supposed to be Thursday but I dont have off on Thursday, so im throwin back NOW
"anything"
Oops. Given what you went through with your brother, it's pretty insensitive for me to refer to thriller plots as "fun." I'm sorry, Amy.
Well it turns out that some things are still like they are 30 years ago. The rest of the story came out today. Still, it would make a great suspense movie plot, eh? Fun. Only as long as it's not true.
"I like a woman who can puke on cue. You'd be surprised how often that skill comes in handy. My wait in line for a corn dog yesterday would have been so much shorter if I'd had you with me."
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