"Aye, would that I could take credit for it, Geoff! As it were, 'tis a great bit o' fun from DaJugglingFool o'er on that YouTube place.
Now that me camera be workin', I can start makin' me own vidyos!"
"The King's Gold/Babes
In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like…"
"The Pirate Dance
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of…"
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.…"