Dreamcatcher's Blog – March 2009 Archive (3)

1) Get a hair cut

2) Take a dump

3) take a shower and loofah my whole body

4) shave very closely

5) Brush, floss about three times

6) put on deodorant

7) take another dump. It's hard to be on a date when you need to fart.

8) put on very small amount of Cologne

9) whack off. You can not do this to early because you may reboot. It is the best prevention for blue balls, and you will not be a horny, puppy dog, tool. There is nothing better to turn a girl on… Continue

Should I keep collecting my parents social security, or tell the doctors to withhold medication to expedite my inheriting of the house with everything in it? What are the tax advantages? This is a golden window of opportunity now before they get better. Your support in this time of need is greatly appreciated.

Girrrl. Why you make me beat you upside the head?

You ate my chicken nuggets!

I love my chicken nuggets!

It was da other day when I ask youuu out.

I told you I didn't have no money, but I wants to get with you.

You let me drive your car to Micky Dees.

You pay for my order, but I got to take a shit.

While I'm in the bathroom, you ate a chicken nugget.

I love my chicken nuggets!

I slap you across the face.

Pulled you hair, and kneed you in your… Continue