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I simply will not tolerate this! How dare you! I will not have my social misanthropic persona penetrated like a wayward Catholic school girl. You Madam take great risk in addressing a man of my station like two inebriates at last call. Best you find your place girl before someone puts you in it. The world is not all Cheeto's, and cheap beer girl. I would wager your Hope chest contains nothing more than vulgar Cd's and concert tee shirts, in all the latest wife beater styles. I am very riled now, and will expend my energies on beating my horse. Good day madame.

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Comment by Chig on August 8, 2009 at 3:08pm
By "my horse" you mean MOTCs penis? Don't look at me, I did not invent this. I am not even obsessed or anything. Mel is the one bringing it up in the blogs because mentioning drunken bubbles makes her horny or something. Man, I remember back when people escaped from the porn on LV to the Ark.
Comment by Kat.Ballou on August 9, 2009 at 12:18pm
My hope chest has been dethroned by the chest of misanthropic nihilism. SORRY TO POOP ON YOUR PARADE. I like a man who can put me in my place. I picture you lecturing me in neon assless chaps and a mesh tank top, nipples erect. Finger-wave-neck -roll a-nuh-uh girlfraand.
Comment by jinboy on August 14, 2009 at 11:02am
*looks in shock* and *gulp* lmao

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