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I am getting the Nissan Cube. I was going to get the Smart car for two, but received nothing, but scorn from family, and co workers. It will be the ultimate shag wagon. Maybe Blanchnoe, and Nobodyschild will have a spare 5 minutes. I can't wait to go cruising. I will run MOTC over, then take Xfashionfacist shoe shopping. Then I'll drive up to Canada to have Anotherbrianne ice my balls while I spit blood. While I'm up there I'll have some beavers slaughtered to make Katballoe a hat. Then I'll go back and run over MOTC corpse.

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Comment by BlancheNoE on July 1, 2009 at 8:54pm
5 minutes ?,...well okay, but I hope Sara can go for 4 ,..those Nissan Cubes are so sexy that I'll probably shoot my wad in 1,...uh,...of course I meant shiver my timbers,...not shoot my wad.
On a side note, I'd be careful with your balls around brianne,...I used to have two. Her biting sense of humor is,..well,...biting.
Comment by Jim on July 2, 2009 at 6:15am
I like your stream-of-consciousness style of writing, DC. But a Ford Econoline Van is a much better shag wagon than a Nissan Cube. Fewer windows, greater privacy. And I wouldn't pick a car whose name, in beatnik jargon, means a normal person. Not if I were you. ;)
Comment by pendragon on July 2, 2009 at 8:26pm
Howdy Dreamcatcher
Greetings from Not-Europe
And what are you doing in the afternoon?
Comment by photo2010 on July 3, 2009 at 6:10pm
@suze, hahhaha!

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