Whatever floats your boat...
Weep not for Twinkie's passing, for he has been lifted up on high.
He had to be sacrificed so that we could be redeemed of our gluttony.
We will remember him by eating miniature May Wests (made in Canada) and drinking
directly from the Reddi Wip can.
The Holy House of Hostess so loved the earth that he was willing to sacrifice his only son
The Twinkie will always be a part of us especially in the subcutaneous fat regions of our…Continue