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Weep not for Twinkie's passing, for he has been lifted up on high. 

He had to be sacrificed so that we could be redeemed of our gluttony.

We will remember him by eating miniature May Wests (made in Canada) and drinking

directly from the Reddi Wip can.

The Holy House of Hostess so loved the earth that he was willing to sacrifice his only son

for fun.

The Twinkie will always be a part of us especially in the subcutaneous fat regions of our bodies.


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Comment by Chig on November 16, 2012 at 9:42pm

I was just googling my ass and it lead me here.

Comment by Chig on November 16, 2012 at 9:43pm

No dirty comments about  what "googling" might mean..  okay?

Comment by BlancheNoE on November 17, 2012 at 5:28pm

@ Chig- I'm still trying to think of a reply that does not involve dirty insinuations pertaining to googling.

Give me a coupla' days.

Comment by AnnelidaFilms on November 18, 2012 at 12:24am

Since the expiration date on Twinkies is, like, Forever... I'm sure at least One will Always exist, tucked away in some dark forgotten kitchen cupboard.

Comment by Marie on November 18, 2012 at 9:08am

MY GAWD! What will be left to eat after the zombie apocalypse?

Comment by NatureJunkie on November 18, 2012 at 2:21pm

Lordy, Lordy. When I heard about the demise of Hostess on the news the other morning, Syd was the very first thing I thought of.

Oh well. If the other Jesus could turn water into wine, then maybe T.J. will figure out how to turn a Little Debbie into a Ding Dong.

Comment by Chig on November 18, 2012 at 3:38pm

As it was foretold back in February, Twinkiegeddon is at hand in 2012.  Syd has been preparing for years now.

Syd and The Fall of the Holy House of Twinkies from Chig TheInnocent on Vimeo.

Comment by Chig on November 18, 2012 at 3:41pm

If Syd doesn't post a video on the Ark soon, I predict Nutella will be next in 2013.


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