Split a Ho Ho and I am There...

[BlancheNoE]

Weep not for Twinkie's passing, for he has been lifted up on high. 

He had to be sacrificed so that we could be redeemed of our gluttony.

We will remember him by eating miniature May Wests (made in Canada) and drinking

directly from the Reddi Wip can.

The Holy House of Hostess so loved the earth that he was willing to sacrifice his only son

for fun.

The Twinkie will always be a part of us especially in the subcutaneous fat regions of our bodies.

Amen

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[Chig]

I was just googling my ass and it lead me here.

[Chig]

No dirty comments about  what "googling" might mean..  okay?

[BlancheNoE]

@ Chig- I'm still trying to think of a reply that does not involve dirty insinuations pertaining to googling.

Give me a coupla' days.

[AnnelidaFilms]

Since the expiration date on Twinkies is, like, Forever... I'm sure at least One will Always exist, tucked away in some dark forgotten kitchen cupboard.

[Marie]

MY GAWD! What will be left to eat after the zombie apocalypse?

[NatureJunkie]

Lordy, Lordy. When I heard about the demise of Hostess on the news the other morning, Syd was the very first thing I thought of.

Oh well. If the other Jesus could turn water into wine, then maybe T.J. will figure out how to turn a Little Debbie into a Ding Dong.

[Chig]

As it was foretold back in February, Twinkiegeddon is at hand in 2012.  Syd has been preparing for years now.

Syd and The Fall of the Holy House of Twinkies from Chig TheInnocent on Vimeo.

[Chig]

If Syd doesn't post a video on the Ark soon, I predict Nutella will be next in 2013.