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March 2009 Blog Posts (30)

A Crime.

Does anyone else live in an apartment or condo that doesn't allow pets? We moved here from a house that was in my family for almost 50 years. It was a wonderful old 3-family house. It had gotten too difficult to manage after my Dad passed away, and anyone who has rented to tenants knows what a nightmare it can be, and it often was. So..after trying to sell the house for years, we finally got a buyer. We were lucky to find a condo in a nice area for a reasonable price in a high-rise building.… Continue

Added by photo2010 on March 13, 2009 at 12:52pm — 2 Comments

An "I Can't Sleep" Blog

I fell asleep early tonight, but then I dreamed that I was underwater and couldn't breath. Now I'm sitting at the computer sucking on a Halls cough drop and reading blogs. I hope I didn't catch a cold from one of the dudes in my dance class. Maybe it is just my allergies. I think I will take a Benadryl and try to go back to bed. Goodnight bloggers.

Added by JoAnn on March 13, 2009 at 4:08am — 2 Comments

Cheapest airfare ever.... check this out

Due to my mother in laws recent illness, we were forced to look for a quick and inexpensive way to get from TN to FL, what we found shocked and surprised us. There is an airline out there charging fares as low as 19 dollars from here to there... that is what I said...19 dollars.. of course there are other fees and taxes that make it more like 35 dollars... but for 70 dollars it can get you there and back again, that is cheaper then taking the… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 12, 2009 at 7:33am — No Comments

Don't read if your easily disgusted. How I prepare for a date

1) Get a hair cut

2) Take a dump

3) take a shower and loofah my whole body

4) shave very closely

5) Brush, floss about three times

6) put on deodorant

7) take another dump. It's hard to be on a date when you need to fart.

8) put on very small amount of Cologne

9) whack off. You can not do this to early because you may reboot. It is the best prevention for blue balls, and you will not be a horny, puppy dog, tool. There is nothing better to turn a girl on… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 11, 2009 at 6:24pm — 3 Comments

Face Time or at Least a Close Approximation of it.

I've been pretty absent of late. A few reasons for this. None of them very interesting.

I've found the vlogging well to be running dry. I wanted to do the 10 vid challenge but time and unforeseen occurrences conspired against me.

Inspiration needed.

Added by spacemonkey1310 on March 8, 2009 at 7:34pm — 8 Comments

I need the help and love of the community

Should I keep collecting my parents social security, or tell the doctors to withhold medication to expedite my inheriting of the house with everything in it? What are the tax advantages? This is a golden window of opportunity now before they get better. Your support in this time of need is greatly appreciated.

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 6, 2009 at 7:48pm — 2 Comments

My Chicken Nuggets by Dreamcatcher

Girrrl. Why you make me beat you upside the head?

You ate my chicken nuggets!

I love my chicken nuggets!

It was da other day when I ask youuu out.

I told you I didn't have no money, but I wants to get with you.

You let me drive your car to Micky Dees.

You pay for my order, but I got to take a shit.

While I'm in the bathroom, you ate a chicken nugget.

I love my chicken nuggets!

I slap you across the face.

Pulled you hair, and kneed you in your… Continue

Added by Dreamcatcher on March 6, 2009 at 6:43pm — 2 Comments

Leaderfoot Bridge Poem

The river runs from west to east

roads south to north

from bank to bank three bridges span

three centuries worth

before these the fly-boat Brae

led down to its ferry

near the ghost-line of the Roman way

on the outward journey

Salmon sandstone pillars rise

above Leaderfoot

the meeting of two singing streams

by leafy Ravenswood

builders pay attention to the piers

so the arch can spring

taking you far from what you see

to… Continue

Added by NimbleThimble on March 6, 2009 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

Depression hurts....

How many of us here suffer from depression? I don't mean the "I'm a little blue today" type of depression, I mean the "mind numbing, strength sapping, can't sleep, eat or think" type of depression. The kind of depression that jumps up on you when you least expect it. The kind of depression that makes you so tired that you are surprised when you take another breath. the kind of depression that makes you wonder if tomorrow is really going to be worth waking up to? I'm not talking about suicide,… Continue

Added by JustDee on March 6, 2009 at 10:44am — 5 Comments

Some birthday present!

Okay, so for my 28th birthday I got a Wii! That is awesome, but for the rest, my children got clothes so I didn't have to buy them and I got an IUD. Somehow, this doesn't seem quite right to me! Ha!

Okay, so for the update, the little man is three and a half months, and the tank is 19 pounds. Apparently my milk is made to produce huge children or something. I almost don't need to get a Wii Fit because my son is more than enough to keep me going. My little girl is now 10, and quite… Continue

Added by Alandria on March 5, 2009 at 4:44pm — 1 Comment