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So. I go to my secrete bathroom to take my before lunch poop. I first flush to toilet even if it's clean. I take some paper towel, and wet it. Give the whole toilet seat a wash. I follow with some more paper towel to dry it. I take a toilet cover, and pop out the middle. Make sure it's distributed evenly around. Then it pull down some tissue, and throw it out. I start the facet running, but not to much because dripping is louder. This will come in handy to drown out the farting sounds. I can now do my thing. I get up, and check out my but to make sure the toilet cover is not stuck on. I'm a nice man, so I make sure the seat is clean for the next person. I pull my pants up. Give my hands a good washing. Take some paper towel to turn the sink off. I look at the butt again to make sure nothings stuck on me. I check my shoe's for the same thing. I take some paper towel to open the door. Done.

PS I have a nice butt (:

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Comment by Kat.Ballou on May 22, 2009 at 10:07am
lame, you left out details on the main event.
Comment by Ken (aka rivrvlogr) on May 22, 2009 at 9:15pm
lol... Rams
Comment by BlancheNoE on May 22, 2009 at 10:22pm
man,....I came in here because I was following the smell,...and I gotta' say, based on the smell,
this is not what I was expecting at all.
Are you gonna' eat that humus sandwich Christine ?
,..and Rams,..everyone already knows it's you. We also know it's not your dog who farts.
You don't have a dog.
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on May 23, 2009 at 1:44am
@ Rams - He might not flush but there's no muddy ass prints from DC lol.


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