So. I go to my secrete bathroom to take my before lunch poop. I first flush to toilet even if it's clean. I take some paper towel, and wet it. Give the whole toilet seat a wash. I follow with some more paper towel to dry it. I take a toilet cover, and pop out the middle. Make sure it's distributed evenly around. Then it pull down some tissue, and throw it out. I start the facet running, but not to much because dripping is louder. This will come in handy to drown out the farting sounds. I can now do my thing. I get up, and check out my but to make sure the toilet cover is not stuck on. I'm a nice man, so I make sure the seat is clean for the next person. I pull my pants up. Give my hands a good washing. Take some paper towel to turn the sink off. I look at the butt again to make sure nothings stuck on me. I check my shoe's for the same thing. I take some paper towel to open the door. Done.
PS I have a nice butt (: