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  1. While the rest of us struggle daily to stay ALIVE; Crash test dummies came back without arms and legs and this is a good idea?
  1. Man Returns to bank after robbery to withdraw money for an escape taxi. Yes, really.
  2. A monster truck car crushing incident at "Redneck Yacht Club"? Who'...  Had I not known better, my first thought was, "that has to be my neighbor".



ANYWAY...thats just a quickie so I could get my fuel tanks going this morning. Have a great day, and make something beautiful today.


I'm purposely not mentioning the BAD news of the week, which doesn't mean I'm unaware. I'm just here to share a few things which made ME laugh in the midst of "reality".  Let's be glad we're here this lovely Friday,  Praise Jeebus.



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Comment by JustAnotherUserName on March 2, 2012 at 10:44am

The monster truck story cracked me up.  It's near where I lived in Florida for 18 years....yep!  I'm so proud...!  I also think it's funny that the link you provided is actually from a UK paper!  Have a great day yourself, gorgeous!!

Comment by JoAnn on March 2, 2012 at 11:28am

That roller coaster ride looks horrifying.  I got scared just watching the computer simulation.  I'm going to share it on FB.  Hope you don't mind.

Comment by ThatGirl on March 2, 2012 at 3:52pm

@JoAnn - have at it darling.  I was never truly afraid of coasters and have a few favorites myself but THIS is a bit much.  I have spent summers at Traction Park so I am quite aware of the potential for fatalities at theme parks. New and better ways of simulating Trauma.  I'll pass on the winged warrior which makes you think you're getting decapitated thanks....oops gotta go, Teen Bus time! have a great weekend

Comment by BlancheNoE on March 2, 2012 at 5:59pm

You forgot the one about being a slut if you're on hormone therapy.

hee-hee. God bless America.

I second JUAN's last sentiment.

Comment by Pypermarru1 on March 2, 2012 at 6:03pm

Oh the humanity!!!!


Comment by spacemonkey1310 on March 7, 2012 at 6:59pm

I don't mention roller coasters to anyone in your family since I lost that bet to Matty and Mark. Hopefully they will forget I owe them a ride on that ridiculous one.

Comment by ThatGirl on March 8, 2012 at 9:02am

Kingda Ka? 45 story drop? Yea, I won't get on THAT one.  I'll hold your cellphone and watch.

Yea...this one FAILS sometimes....(below) but you know, it's all built-into the programming. you be a'ight. you just rollback 45 stories...and try IN?

but I WILL go on Nitro Bizarro and Batman with ya. Kill two birds, one stone. settle a bet and set a new trend...No?

pay no attention to the woman asking "why why why...?"

Comment by ThatGirl on March 8, 2012 at 11:14am

@Blanchie - how 'bout the one about being a slut when you're Not on hormone therapy? not that there's anything wrong with that 

I say enjoy it, aim it in the right direction...and all will be right with the world.


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