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[BlancheNoE]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be




This story MUST be told.

[Smokescreen]

LMAO

[LtAdams2247]

Did he ever try not being a christian?

[NatureJunkie]

I can see right now that poor boy is going to have to move to a big city if he's ever going to be free to be himself. Tulsa maybe.

[Trimaddog]

I hope it is not contagious to straight people!

[BlancheNoE]

@ Smoke- Me too friend, me too.
@ LtAdams- Yes. The atheists put him through a religion re-assignment program twice but it just didn't take.
@ Strawman- Mother nature works in mysterious ways,....well okay, not that mysterious if you understand the second law of thermo dynamics,...and entropy,... but still, that requires intellectual curiosity and reading and that's harrrrd.
@NatureJunkie- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-oww,..pulled something. I have family in Tulsa which is why I know how hysterically funny your comment is.
@Trimaddog- It might be but there is a spray-shield available. Send cashiers check or money order for 49.99 to me at : BlancheNoE, 665 Neighbor Of The Beast Street, Skinny City, State of Denial, 91101

[Jim]

If we're not careful, these out-of-the-closet Fun-duh-mental-ists are going to become talk show hosts, or even have their own TV shows! What? They've been doing that for years? The horror! The horror! I'm going to put an F-chip in my TV!

[BlancheNoE]

@ Jim- How convenient for you ! I happen to sell those F-chips. Just send 49.99 to :
BlancheNoE, 665 Neighbor Of The Beast Street, Skinny City, State of Denial, 91101
You also get a free 4 page pamphlet that explains how you can avoid eternal bad broadcast programming by ordering the chip for that (blocks out everything but PBS).

[Jim]

Amy, when you see a need, you fill it! (just like it says on that cement truck)