Whatever floats your boat...
I miss Lanky.
I was just thinking about him the other day.
He had a vid where he was sitting on the porch with his cat in the foreground watching him through the screen door. The music and the visuals had a visceral effect on me. I would love to see that vid again.
Husband should have eaten the evidence.
I don't see the problem using food as a weapon in a personal conflict. Anyone who's been married,knows it's part of the growth process. You never hit anyone you love, you never throw anything at anyone you love, but sometimes you are EATING..and they irritate the shnit out of you, and a chicken leg suddenly flies across the room in their general direction. If by chance they become unconscious, I don't understand why the police are called in a panic. Afterall, you should be trained in first aid and CPR. Cops just stand in the way of progress...ppffffftt
LOL @ ThatGirl - totally cracked me up :0)
I had a coconut dropped on my big toe by a girlfriend once. She wasn't angry but she was talking about her boss. When the swelling went down I vowed to never ask her about her day again.
I miss lanky as well. At least we get to read about him in the news every now and then.
How stupid. If you're going to assault someone with a tropical fruit, you should use a coconut. Or a well-placed banana peel.
Personally I would have chosen the cat as a weapon. I guess if the cat is too fast or too slippery, then the pineapple will do.
Wait! This is horrible. Some poor woman was assaulted.
mmmm........ Pineapple. What were we talking about?
@ Syd- My favorite was him writing his prose on the lap-board. I'll never forget it. I can't tell you exactly what he wrote but I will always remember how it made me feel.
@ Marie- I know, right ? Amateurs.
@ TG- *laughing out loud* I knew your take on it would be good.
@ Pyper- ...and people wonder why we stop talking.
@ Lt- ...and in the occasional LtAdams out-take.
@ NJ- There's a Monty Python Instructional video that teaches you to defend yourself against a banana wielder so he was probably trying to err on the side of caution.
@ Chig- You're right. That reminds me. It's time to wash my cat. I gotta' hurry while the washing machine's empty.
hey he was just giving her the 1/5 portion of her five fruits a day geeez misunderstandings :P
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