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Peoples who's throat I would rip out, and why.

As a Vampire, I have eclectic tastes.
Kat Ballou would taste like domestic beer. I would probable have her blood running down my cheeks, as I call Xfashionfacist at 3 AM crying for one more chance to slurp upon her black liquorish hemoglobin. Anotherbrianne would be satisfying , but I would get hungry again in an hour. I'll keep her chained in my basement. I would feast upon MOTC in the closet, but then never talk about it again. Blanchenoe, Sedona Leigh, and Nobodyshild99 would be my weekend in Vegas blood orgy. Finger licking good.. The walk of shame never felt, so good. Dawn is coming Bye.

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Comment by spacemonkey1310 on April 3, 2009 at 8:46pm
Makes sense I suppose.
Comment by Kat.Ballou on April 4, 2009 at 9:22am
i've never been so flattered
Comment by pendragon on April 4, 2009 at 4:34pm
Howdy Dreamcatcher
Greetings from Not-Europe

Just so you know,… I’ve got dibs on BlancheNoE’s spleen.
Comment by BlancheNoE on April 6, 2009 at 6:14pm
I should warn you that my blood is extremely high in iron, giving it a taste very much like Black-Strap molasses. It's an acquired taste,....oh, and my spleen is spoken for.
Comment by BlancheNoE on April 6, 2009 at 9:49pm
,.umm,..and my pancreas,..spoken for. That's right *S*, you're back in the will . Thanks for that Norwegian Wedgie trick. Pure magic,...worth the money.


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