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Comment by pendragon on July 3, 2009 at 1:47am
Howdy OmegaSquad
Greetings from Not-Europe
Yeah,… it’s funny until someone loses an eye to mustard squirts,...without warning.
Comment by BlancheNoE on July 3, 2009 at 2:11am
Aw jeeze. Missouri has had quite an embarrassing couple of days. No wonder the Rams are looking to get out. There's a 2% chance someone with no sense of humor will watch this vlog and become incensed thereby causing them to vent their rage by punching their
wife/husband/mate/kid in the head, causing severe hand injuries to the puncher which could lead to employment loss and truancy of their children insuring that the only jobs they'll ever be able to get will be selling hotdogs at the ball game or wall papering disturbing, fear-mongering road side billboards. I'm going to protest by having a "toss a bunch of banana peels in the street and run with scissors" party on the fourth this year.
Comment by jinboy on July 3, 2009 at 3:20am
you know theres a 0.0000000001% chance that you could die by sneezing
yeah if its hard enough you brain could collapse and ooze out of your nose.
maybe we should have a sign on our foreheads stating warning brain oozing possible :P
Comment by luvdabun on July 3, 2009 at 8:07am
what? huhuh? oh sorry I was staring at your kewl T 8-)
bunnies rule
Comment by SydTheSkeptic on July 3, 2009 at 8:55am

Comment by Jim on July 3, 2009 at 7:04pm
Hot dogs are one of the foods I still consume but feel guilty about. Other foods, like mayonnaise, I don't even buy anymore, because if I do, I have to hear from my wife and son how disgusting and unhealthy they are. Is my diet more healthy these days? Yes, but I still can't lose the extra pounds I've put on, and I sure as heck don't get as much pleasure from eating anymore. Loved the rant, OS. =)
Comment by LtAdams2247 on July 3, 2009 at 7:29pm
*lights cigarette* health what?
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on July 9, 2009 at 10:20am
Naming a food after an animal it (presumably) isn't made from should be warning enough. I have an issue with advertising liberty's being taken at every opportunity. Even live sporting events revolve around adverts. Unbelievable.


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