There is nothing more sexy than married, middle aged mothers buying groceries for her family. Think about it. They are young, fertile, not afraid to commit, and you know she puts out. As I wander around, and around eating samples, my eyes often will fix on some overburden mother with baby in tow. The sweat pants she wears conforming to the curves of her womanly butt. Her hair pulled back in a practical pony tail you imagine pulling from behind. What does she buy? Is it trail mix for her healthy life style, or maybe a coffee machine? I love coffee. Maybe we casually bump into each other at the sample cheese table. She gives me a smile. Maybe security is watching me now.