Whatever floats your boat...
Have you checked a breast today? Yours? Your partner's?
Today was my yearly breast screening. Lucky me, I get the annual boob squish with a side order of manual check up. Oh ~joy~
I do a self-examination faithfully on the 15th of every month. And guys, it's not just for women any more. Men get breast cancer too. The mammogram tech and nurse, cold hands/warm hearts, say they only do about 6 men a year. Not enough in their opinion. My husband, the cunning son-of-a-bitch lazy male, leaves it to me to perform his. *rolls eyes*
And don't forget to check the family jewels; if you have them that is. *another eye roll*
For Prostate health and Pap Smears, it's time to consult a professional. Talk to your doctor. My husband goes next month and is convinced Doc T perfected his technique by digging the last pickle out of a pickle jar. I swear Doc stores the speculums in a fridge.
Getting old ain't exciting and needs an active sense of humour - but lets make sure we have the breast* odds of getting there.
* Bad... bad Marie. *final eye roll*