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The company I work for is a special brand of awesome. They take good care of you and take steps to re-assure you about things ahead of time. Take, for example, the opening paragraph of this email that was sent to coaches in the UK who will be coming out to the USA for summer work;

Dear coach,

I know from listening daily to BBC Radio and from what I see of the internet the British Media are doing their best to sensationalize the present swine flu outbreak. They fail to remind everyone that each year tens of thousands of people die from the regular flu. I just wanted to keep you updated with what the real world picture here is in the USA.


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Comment by spacemonkey1310 on May 11, 2009 at 12:07pm
@ Christine - lmao!
@ Sara - for serial? They had wacko jacko masks on?
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on May 11, 2009 at 11:52pm
@ Suze - good word, right?
@ motc - I know right?! The closing paragraph said we should show our families the email so they wouldn't worry!
Comment by pendragon on May 12, 2009 at 11:57am
Howdy spacemonkey1310
Greetings from Not-Europe
I don’t understand the people in Not-Europe worrying so much about the swine flu when their chances of getting killed by someone exercising second amendment rights are so good.
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on May 14, 2009 at 11:48pm
@ Pen - Exactly!

@ Rams - well there's always the regular flu that can get you so don't worry. My boss says you don't have to lol.


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