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He wants me to knit them little sweaters so he can tell them apart. He says they all look alike.

*crosses arms and exhales with disdain*

Finally, the crack in the rock that was our marriage.

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Comment by NatureJunkie on May 11, 2014 at 2:39pm

How could he be a squirrel racist? Some of his best friends are squirrels. And isn't he related to some?

Comment by Geoff on May 13, 2014 at 11:05am

I think it is simple jealousy, not racism. Take a careful self-inventory and figure out who is getting the most attention.

The cute and fuzzy nut gatherer or the squirrel?

Comment by BlancheNoE on May 14, 2014 at 6:59pm

@ NJ- Yeah, you think you know someone, right?

@ Geoff- I can't answer this comment until I've figured out whether the fuzzy nut gatherer is me or pen

*laughing out loud*.

Comment by Chig on May 16, 2014 at 5:34pm

hmm.....  I bet he thinks they all taste like chicken too.  You and I know better.

Comment by BlancheNoE on May 17, 2014 at 10:03am

@ Chig-  SHUSH ! I'm trying to portray myself as a gentle lover and defender of all living things you dick.

Comment by lima on May 26, 2014 at 8:53pm



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