Whatever floats your boat...
He wants me to knit them little sweaters so he can tell them apart. He says they all look alike.
*crosses arms and exhales with disdain*
Finally, the crack in the rock that was our marriage.
How could he be a squirrel racist? Some of his best friends are squirrels. And isn't he related to some?
I think it is simple jealousy, not racism. Take a careful self-inventory and figure out who is getting the most attention.
The cute and fuzzy nut gatherer or the squirrel?
@ NJ- Yeah, you think you know someone, right?
@ Geoff- I can't answer this comment until I've figured out whether the fuzzy nut gatherer is me or pen
*laughing out loud*.
hmm..... I bet he thinks they all taste like chicken too. You and I know better.
@ Chig- SHUSH ! I'm trying to portray myself as a gentle lover and defender of all living things you dick.
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