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Now see, if the husband had his own squirrel to defend himself this wouldn't have happened...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceram...

From now on I'm carrying one on each hip.

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Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 31, 2013 at 1:22am

Doris' next installment: Killer Squirrel Cakes for Valentines Day

Comment by NatureJunkie on January 1, 2014 at 3:13pm

From now on, I'm keeping a ceramic squirrel under my pillow for protection. Even though I believe in that adage, "Ceramic squirrels don't kill people. Spouses kill people."  Either way, I should be safe.

Comment by Geoff on January 1, 2014 at 7:54pm

I'm torn. If we outlaw collectable tchotchkes, only outlaws will have collectable tchotchkes.

But you gotta draw the line somewhere. It's only a short step from ceramic squirrels to Lladro porcelain figurines. Unchecked, I can imagine a society where no one leaves home without a garden gnome under one arm. Is this the world we want to leave to our children?

Comment by BlancheNoE on January 6, 2014 at 8:12am

@ Syd- YAY ! it's SYD !!! *smack*

@ NJ- Yiou kow times are interesting when liberals are carrying squirrels.

@ Geoff- HAHAHhahah. The cool thing is that the crazy you are the more squirrels they give you which is interesting because when squirrels are acting crazy they call each other humanly.

Comment by ThatGirl on January 10, 2014 at 9:15am

*Why can't we "like" or "fav" comments?!! SYD's =First Favorite of 2014.

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