Whatever floats your boat...
Now see, if the husband had his own squirrel to defend himself this wouldn't have happened...
From now on I'm carrying one on each hip.
Doris' next installment: Killer Squirrel Cakes for Valentines Day
From now on, I'm keeping a ceramic squirrel under my pillow for protection. Even though I believe in that adage, "Ceramic squirrels don't kill people. Spouses kill people." Either way, I should be safe.
I'm torn. If we outlaw collectable tchotchkes, only outlaws will have collectable tchotchkes.
But you gotta draw the line somewhere. It's only a short step from ceramic squirrels to Lladro porcelain figurines. Unchecked, I can imagine a society where no one leaves home without a garden gnome under one arm. Is this the world we want to leave to our children?
@ Syd- YAY ! it's SYD !!! *smack*
@ NJ- Yiou kow times are interesting when liberals are carrying squirrels.
@ Geoff- HAHAHhahah. The cool thing is that the crazy you are the more squirrels they give you which is interesting because when squirrels are acting crazy they call each other humanly.
*Why can't we "like" or "fav" comments?!! SYD's =First Favorite of 2014.
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