Whatever floats your boat...
Now see, if the husband had his own squirrel to defend himself this wouldn't have happened...
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceram...
From now on I'm carrying one on each hip.
Doris' next installment: Killer Squirrel Cakes for Valentines Day
From now on, I'm keeping a ceramic squirrel under my pillow for protection. Even though I believe in that adage, "Ceramic squirrels don't kill people. Spouses kill people." Either way, I should be safe.
I'm torn. If we outlaw collectable tchotchkes, only outlaws will have collectable tchotchkes.
But you gotta draw the line somewhere. It's only a short step from ceramic squirrels to Lladro porcelain figurines. Unchecked, I can imagine a society where no one leaves home without a garden gnome under one arm. Is this the world we want to leave to our children?
@ Syd- YAY ! it's SYD !!! *smack*
@ NJ- Yiou kow times are interesting when liberals are carrying squirrels.
@ Geoff- HAHAHhahah. The cool thing is that the crazy you are the more squirrels they give you which is interesting because when squirrels are acting crazy they call each other humanly.
*Why can't we "like" or "fav" comments?!! SYD's =First Favorite of 2014.
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