afraid to die

[Smokescreen]

Are you afraid to die?
Or are you just afraid to live?
Or could it be like most people, that both are somewhat true.

[JustDee]

I'm not so afraid to die, I'm more afraid of how I will die. I don't want to be in pain, I don't want to waste away... I want to be at peace and know that I lived a full life...

geez, now that I think about it, I better start living MY LIFE so that I can die in peace....

[BlancheNoE]

I'm afraid of living death,...in other words, I'm afraid Chig or MOTC will bite me and turn me into a zombie like them. Now,..if "X" bit me,..it wouldn't be so bad 'cause she's one of those dominant zombies who retain much of their cognitive abilities, allowing her to boss around zombies like Chig and MOTC.

[photo2010]

Sure Blanch, *THAT'S* why it wouldn't be so bad if "X" bit you. *wink wink, nudge nudge* (I keed, I keed, don't hurt me)

[BlancheNoE]

You got me Kevin. You obviously haven't been bitten by Chig or Motc. You must be one of those high-functioning zombies that X makes,..or you haven't been bitten yet.

[Smokescreen]

Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more


It seem to me that it just ain't wise


Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be



I am the ZOMBY WOOF

I'm that creature all the ladies been

Talkin' about


I am the ZOMBY WOOF

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out



Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my Zomby Toof

My right foot's bigger than my other one is

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof . . .



I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the

ZOMBY WOOF



I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!



Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Zappa

[photo2010]

Blanch..me zombie? Possibly. High functioning? Ehh, not so much.

[Pypermarru1]

Is this the place I put my list of people I would like to bite me?

[BlancheNoE]

After reading Chig's most recent blog, I would like to change my answer. I am now deathly afraid of being bitten by a runny-nosed zombie-pig.

[BlancheNoE]

[photo2010]

Make sure not to order the egg McSwine at Mickey D's.