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Are you afraid to die?
Or are you just afraid to live?
Or could it be like most people, that both are somewhat true.

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Comment by JustDee on April 30, 2009 at 5:13pm
I'm not so afraid to die, I'm more afraid of how I will die. I don't want to be in pain, I don't want to waste away... I want to be at peace and know that I lived a full life...

geez, now that I think about it, I better start living MY LIFE so that I can die in peace....
Comment by BlancheNoE on April 30, 2009 at 5:57pm
I'm afraid of living death,...in other words, I'm afraid Chig or MOTC will bite me and turn me into a zombie like them. Now,..if "X" bit me,..it wouldn't be so bad 'cause she's one of those dominant zombies who retain much of their cognitive abilities, allowing her to boss around zombies like Chig and MOTC.
Comment by photo2010 on April 30, 2009 at 7:34pm
Sure Blanch, *THAT'S* why it wouldn't be so bad if "X" bit you. *wink wink, nudge nudge* (I keed, I keed, don't hurt me)
Comment by BlancheNoE on April 30, 2009 at 9:38pm
You got me Kevin. You obviously haven't been bitten by Chig or Motc. You must be one of those high-functioning zombies that X makes,..or you haven't been bitten yet.
Comment by Smokescreen on May 1, 2009 at 12:03am
Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more


It seem to me that it just ain't wise


Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be



I am the ZOMBY WOOF

I'm that creature all the ladies been

Talkin' about


I am the ZOMBY WOOF

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out



Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my Zomby Toof

My right foot's bigger than my other one is

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof . . .



I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the

ZOMBY WOOF



I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!



Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Zappa
Comment by photo2010 on May 1, 2009 at 2:22am
Blanch..me zombie? Possibly. High functioning? Ehh, not so much.
Comment by Pypermarru1 on May 1, 2009 at 10:33am
Is this the place I put my list of people I would like to bite me?
Comment by BlancheNoE on May 1, 2009 at 12:25pm
After reading Chig's most recent blog, I would like to change my answer. I am now deathly afraid of being bitten by a runny-nosed zombie-pig.
Comment by BlancheNoE on May 1, 2009 at 5:58pm
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Comment by photo2010 on May 1, 2009 at 6:02pm
Make sure not to order the egg McSwine at Mickey D's.

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