My Husband is a Squirrel Racist

[BlancheNoE]

He wants me to knit them little sweaters so he can tell them apart. He says they all look alike.

*crosses arms and exhales with disdain*

Finally, the crack in the rock that was our marriage.

[NatureJunkie]

How could he be a squirrel racist? Some of his best friends are squirrels. And isn't he related to some?

[Geoff]

I think it is simple jealousy, not racism. Take a careful self-inventory and figure out who is getting the most attention.

The cute and fuzzy nut gatherer or the squirrel?

[BlancheNoE]

@ NJ- Yeah, you think you know someone, right?

@ Geoff- I can't answer this comment until I've figured out whether the fuzzy nut gatherer is me or pen

*laughing out loud*.

[Chig]

hmm.....  I bet he thinks they all taste like chicken too.  You and I know better.

[BlancheNoE]

@ Chig-  SHUSH ! I'm trying to portray myself as a gentle lover and defender of all living things you dick.

[lima]

lol