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This project was canceled back in 2010 due to casting problems. Of several location shoots only one came to be, resulting in this rough cut of a scene from about half way through the movie. It's the only one i could assemble without too many bits missing that were supposed to be shot at a later date.

It features: missing sound effects, missing visual effects, continuity errors and a cast that would have recieved more training in english pronunciation after wrapping up production to dub their dialog in over the on location audio. But you get the idea.

I figured I better put something out for Geoff soon lest he prepares one of those "serious discussions" he's been announcing.

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Comment by ThatGirl on September 9, 2014 at 2:20pm

Leave it to you, Adams...for BONER and floppy noodles all in one scene.

Comment by BlancheNoE on September 9, 2014 at 6:47pm

WTF ? It cut off right before the part where she

Comment by Chig on September 11, 2014 at 3:02pm

Damn it.   Finish it!  I don't care if we have to animate it like they did to that one Leonard Nimoy episode of Fringe.

Comment by Geoff on September 13, 2014 at 1:43pm

Please don't leave us hanging. I'm reaching out to Johnny Depp to fill in if one of your stars is tied up with other movie commitments or has joined an ashram.

It might be fun to post all the scraps and challenge someone to assemble it in some kind of intelligible shape--redubbing all the dialog maybe like Woody Allen did with What's Up, Tiger Lily, the original sabovlog.

Comment by MOTC on September 13, 2014 at 5:01pm

I see why you couldn't be bothered to finish this one.  Your first shot knocks the "weapon" out of his hand with precision.  However, your next 8 shots hit absolutely nothing.  Too embarrassing to release for sure!

Comment by LtAdams2247 on September 13, 2014 at 6:02pm

@TG: Had it come to the second day of shooting I woulda done a hat trick and included sausages as well.

@Blanch: And I woulda won too if it weren't for that immense

@Chig: If I liked that kind of compromise we coulda finished AT4 long ago ;-)

@Geoff: I would require a replacement for the girl. But you're right. Depp could probably pull that one off too ;-)

@MotC: It's an affliction known as BVTS (Bond Villain Targeting Syndrome) which causes antagonists to only hit a target when the script specifically calls for it. For further study, watch any Bond movie you can get your hands on, doesn't matter wich one ;-)

Comment by lima on September 16, 2014 at 8:26pm

I agree with Chig... finish it!

Comment by NatureJunkie on September 28, 2014 at 6:25pm

Well if it never gets finished, I'll just have to think of it as "deleted scene" material and be glad I got to see it at all. The moment when you took a bullet in the mouth and then spit it out gave me a good chuckle.


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