Whatever floats your boat...
Awwww, I'd love to have an angel to fall into my backyard... one of those victoria's secret's kinds of angels. In fact... a whole flock of 'em would be nice... well, I mean until they begin nagging about this and that, spending all my money and fussin' bout me eating food over the sink, not having decorative soaps in the bathroom and not putting the toilet seat down.
Then I'd like be tryin to get rid of 'em, and I'll bet they wouldn't wanna go... I mean Hell, who wouldn't like getting to live someplace rent free, right?? I'd end up looking like the bad guy, tryin to run 'em off, they'd prolly get a lawyer and sue... manage to win cuz they're pretty, angelic & junk... and I'D end up the old man with an enormous restraining order against him living in the back yard!!!
WTF !?!?! THOSE ANGELS WOULD RUIN ME!!!
Maybe I should get dogs, like rotweilers or dobermens... like those "demon dogs" from the Damien/Omen movies. Then if some of those gold-diggin, land-snatchin gaggle of angels tries to lay seige to my home, I'll release the hounds of hell upon 'em!!!
Of course... a bunch of dogs would just dig up and poop all over my yard... which would certainly be less attractive then havin a bunch of angels lyin round back there... hmmmm.
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