Bratwurst Cozy

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on March 6, 2010 at 7:37pm

Dykes love a good laugh-
they especially love hilarious BlancheNoE parodies...

but they don't eat bratwurst.

I'm sure they'd find other, more creative, uses for the Bratwurst-cozy, though...

Comment by Chig on March 6, 2010 at 11:43pm

I'm saving my money for the SpumCo Melon bra.

Comment by LtAdams2247 on March 7, 2010 at 2:37am

Comment by jinboy on March 7, 2010 at 4:53am

im wondering if like other protective products of the same desgin weather this is also 99.5% effective and a selct 0.5% will be left out in the cold............. :P:P:P

Comment by CoZzMiX on March 7, 2010 at 7:41am

I want one... I do,I do,I do... Where can I get One :)

Comment by BlancheNoE on March 7, 2010 at 10:32am

@ Syd- The lesbian version was too risque for television (the privated video should be in your in box)
@ Chig- The melon-bra is under China's patents and since they are so respectful of our patents and copyrights, I wouldn't want to infringe on theirs.
@ happy- My brats are 100% organically grown Germans.
@ LtAdams- hey, glad you're here. I need some more German brats.
@ Jin- If used correctly, Bratwurst Cozies are 99.2 % effective,...but 100% effective if you keep your cozy wrapped brat in your pocket.
@ CoZz- Our lawyers are working with Trojan right now trying to hammer out a deal,...something about design patent infringement,...jeeze,..they're so touchy,..and a bit feely from what my lawyers are telling me.

Comment by Cluelesswonder on March 7, 2010 at 11:53am

Do they come in differant sizes? because, I like hotdogs more then Bratwurst.

Comment by spacemonkey1310 on March 7, 2010 at 5:11pm

LMAO! Seriously.

Comment by JustAnotherUserName on March 8, 2010 at 7:42pm

Geez....it's not enough that you're all more creative than me, but as my comment was forming in my little pea brain, I scroll down and someone already said it!! But I couldn't not comment, so here is my lame comment. Love you, woman!!

Comment by Pypermarru1 on March 9, 2010 at 11:33pm

Fantastic!

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