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what else can i say, really??

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Comment by BlancheNoE on June 4, 2009 at 6:44pm
HA !,...I find it quite interesting that I graduated in 1941, and THEN was born in 1973.
DAMN I'm good,...and apparently as prolific as I am time-shifty.
Oh well,..I guess the secret of the mysterious disappearance of the settlers at Roanoke ( Va.) is out.
EEEEEEEEheheheheheheheheh < (witchy laughter), if you'll excuse me, I gotta' go f*ck with Sarah Palin's head.
Oh yeah,..and WHERE THE HELL WERE you guys?,...I woulda' showed at your funeral.
Comment by BlancheNoE on June 4, 2009 at 7:11pm
THANK you Suz. I will only haunt you in a nice way, know, leave a 300 year old coin on your kitchen counter,..everyone else (except Alisha) gets bleeding, moldy wall ooze.
Comment by JustAnotherUserName on June 4, 2009 at 9:42pm
LOLOL!!! Poor Blanche Noe. I've never before laughed out loud after reading an obituary!
Comment by photo2010 on June 4, 2009 at 10:05pm
Did that say HATFIELD Funeral Chapel, dang it, I can't go, I'm a McCoy! Aw shucks.
Comment by BlancheNoE on June 4, 2009 at 10:20pm
@ photo2010.
I see. Well then, you leave me no choice. It is my duty to make your lamps flicker and to blur your photos with orbs. It's not that I really liked the Hatfields better, fact they always smelled funny,..but you know,..loyalty and shit. They kept me in fresh eggs, fertilizer and pig meat. I wonder what they fed those pigs. Hmmm,..better go check on my ex skin suit.
Comment by photo2010 on June 5, 2009 at 2:09am
Hmm, I was stinkin, I mean thinkn'..if i wears my Batman suit, I can go and nobody'll be the wiser, specially if I share the moonshine. Ok, I got my plan.
Comment by Dunleavy on June 5, 2009 at 3:58am
We all knew you were special, BlanceNoE. But the time shifty thing, that's just cool.
Comment by BlancheNoE on June 5, 2009 at 12:12pm
Thanks Dunleavy, no ooze for you,.. and I'll see what I can do about those lotto numbers,..
,..and a647487 ?, you will find that your computer has been magically endowed with auto-play
Comment by Jim on June 6, 2009 at 12:13am
Anyone with a mom named Sena Rowe Stumbo has got to be all right, haha. I did a double take, though, when I read Blanche was 85 and born in 1973. I mean, Jeezus, that would make me 108!
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on June 6, 2009 at 3:51am
Lol at the obit and Amy's comment : )


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