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Proper Protocol For Returning to a Social Sharing Website After a Long Absence

After extensive studies and multiple clinical trials (1.3) management has developed a S.O.P. (standard operating procedure) for all returning prodigal sons and daughters.

1.) Make a very short video while looking into the camera and say :

" Are you still doing this ? ", leave 6.3 seconds of silence for dramatic effect and then say : " wow." *end*.

2.) Wait six to eight weeks for your first view or comment (6 months to a year if you're aiming for LtAdams2247).

This is not mandatory and you are unlikely to get ban-hammered for not adhering to these standards because we here at the Ark believe in freedom of expression but it is *highly* encouraged to avoid righteous retribution now go away we're trying to enjoy the peace and quiet here.

(but come back soon)


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Comment by NatureJunkie on December 12, 2015 at 4:53pm

I was just about to weigh in here, but seeing as you only posted this today, I will wait until February.

Comment by Chig on December 12, 2015 at 6:43pm

Pffffft!  :-P

Comment by MOTC on December 22, 2015 at 11:23am

I understand a proper SOP was needed once I erroneously came back after years with a Turkey Song Video.

Comment by MOTC on December 22, 2015 at 11:25am

Was there something in the SOP about bringing your nutsack with you?

Comment by BlancheNoE on December 23, 2015 at 11:48pm

@ NJ- and THAT'S why you're my favorite.

@ Chig- Don't tell NJ but you're my favorite

@ MOTC- I'm watching BOTH of you * fork-points to own eyes-then your eyes-then Brianne's eyes-then back to my eyes*, and you're both my favorite.

Comment by DoK on May 16, 2016 at 11:28pm

Check ! 


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