Anthropology, Vanderbilt University
Novel heuristics for intractable problem turn out to be intractable
Mathematics, New College of Florida [Note: I'm pretty sure this was plagiarized from original work by Chig]
What the fuck does “medieval” even mean and why is this shit so Eurocentric?
History, Mount Holyoke College
It turns out that old people prefer old age homes full of young, attractive people
Hospitality Management, Penn State University
Law, Harvard University.
I compare the US and South Asia and imply that you are racist.
Ethnicity, Race, and Migration, Yale
Sometimes an insane amount of water comes flying down a mountain, and people die and get hurt. If we planned a bit better, it’s likely that fewer people would. Let’s do that.
Environmental Studies, Yale
Funny how no one knows what funny is.
Cognitive Science, Yale
Monsters are either villainized or overly sentimentalized or convenient metaphors for teenage angst or some combination thereof and fuck it I’m just going to make a career of publishing trite supernatural erotica
Folklore & Mythology, Harvard