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Exercise in Frustration: The November Issue

,...so my husband and I go off skipping to the mall with gleeful anticipation to purchase the November issue of Playboy. Finally and rightfully, Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November issue. Alas, we are still no closer to determining whether Marge is, in fact, A natural blue.
Not even the slightest hint of pubes.
That is absolutely the last issue of Playboy I will buy this month.

P.S Happy Halloween.
P.P.S Our PC is down,...again (insert expletives here).

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Comment by SydTheSkeptic on October 31, 2009 at 11:19pm
Penthouse, baby.

For the forums, of course.

Happy Halloween, you guys!
Comment by NatureJunkie on November 2, 2009 at 4:05pm
I'm holding out for Kal-El, the man of "steel," to be featured in Blue Boy.
Comment by Jim on November 2, 2009 at 4:45pm
You really should give Playboy another chance, Blanch & Pen. I heard they are featuring a ten-page nude pictorial of Barbara Bush next month.
Comment by spacemonkey1310 on November 2, 2009 at 11:10pm
....I have no words.
Comment by Chig on November 3, 2009 at 12:19am
Working on it...

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