YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.......

[rottingcorpse23]

http://www.williamsondailynews.com/pages/news_obituaries/push?article-Blanche+Noe%20&link=push::target_page&id=2621267-Blanche+Noe&instance=special_coverage_bullets_right_column&


what else can i say, really??

[BlancheNoE]

HA !,...I find it quite interesting that I graduated in 1941, and THEN was born in 1973.
DAMN I'm good,...and apparently as prolific as I am time-shifty.
Oh well,..I guess the secret of the mysterious disappearance of the settlers at Roanoke ( Va.) is out.
EEEEEEEEheheheheheheheheh < (witchy laughter),..now if you'll excuse me, I gotta' go f*ck with Sarah Palin's head.
Oh yeah,..and WHERE THE HELL WERE you guys?,...I woulda' showed at your funeral.

[BlancheNoE]

THANK you Suz. I will only haunt you in a nice way,..you know,..like leave a 300 year old coin on your kitchen counter,..everyone else (except Alisha) gets bleeding, moldy wall ooze.

[JustAnotherUserName]

LOLOL!!! Poor Blanche Noe. I've never before laughed out loud after reading an obituary!

[photo2010]

Did that say HATFIELD Funeral Chapel, dang it, I can't go, I'm a McCoy! Aw shucks.

[BlancheNoE]

@ photo2010.
I see. Well then, you leave me no choice. It is my duty to make your lamps flicker and to blur your photos with orbs. It's not that I really liked the Hatfields better,..in fact they always smelled funny,..but you know,..loyalty and shit. They kept me in fresh eggs, fertilizer and pig meat. I wonder what they fed those pigs. Hmmm,..better go check on my ex skin suit.

[photo2010]

Hmm, I was stinkin, I mean thinkn'..if i wears my Batman suit, I can go and nobody'll be the wiser, specially if I share the moonshine. Ok, I got my plan.

[Dunleavy]

We all knew you were special, BlanceNoE. But the time shifty thing, that's just cool.

[BlancheNoE]

Thanks Dunleavy, no ooze for you,.. and I'll see what I can do about those lotto numbers,..
,..and a647487 ?, you will find that your computer has been magically endowed with auto-play
guard.

[Jim]

Anyone with a mom named Sena Rowe Stumbo has got to be all right, haha. I did a double take, though, when I read Blanche was 85 and born in 1973. I mean, Jeezus, that would make me 108!

[spacemonkey1310]

Lol at the obit and Amy's comment : )