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The Journey Of Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Comment by SydTheSkeptic on April 23, 2009 at 3:04pm
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I hope you don't think this is too forward of me...but I have tits.
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Comment by spacemonkey1310 on April 23, 2009 at 3:05pm
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@ Syd - tease...oh wait. I get it.
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Comment by BlancheNoE on April 23, 2009 at 6:35pm
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lol- I was so fit back then...
Hey, I know those are supposed to be my privates, but I can't help but see a tiki idol with my head on it.
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Comment by pendragon on April 23, 2009 at 6:47pm
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Howdy spacemonkey1310
Greetings from Not-Europe
My dad always said; look for a woman with a good character, and a sure sign of character is big breasts.
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Comment by Jim on April 23, 2009 at 9:02pm
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One day, Dan, the pendulum will stop swinging so far (but then you'll probably miss the old days, hehe).
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Comment by JustDee on April 23, 2009 at 10:44pm
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@pendragon~ not true Pendragon, I have big breasts... but no character...
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Comment by photo2010 on April 24, 2009 at 3:36am
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@Christine..I can think of worse ways to go..;)
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Uh...so you wouldn't drown in the cyber-flood? Yeah, Doug, drown. Makes everything else seem like a walk in the park, doesn't it? ;)
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@Doug - you love it!
@Suze - usually I'd say handful but mouthful also works.
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