Proper Protocol For Returning to a Social Sharing Website After a Long Absence

[BlancheNoE]

After extensive studies and multiple clinical trials (1.3) management has developed a S.O.P. (standard operating procedure) for all returning prodigal sons and daughters.

1.) Make a very short video while looking into the camera and say :

" Are you still doing this ? ", leave 6.3 seconds of silence for dramatic effect and then say : " wow." *end*.

2.) Wait six to eight weeks for your first view or comment (6 months to a year if you're aiming for LtAdams2247).

This is not mandatory and you are unlikely to get ban-hammered for not adhering to these standards because we here at the Ark believe in freedom of expression but it is *highly* encouraged to avoid righteous retribution now go away we're trying to enjoy the peace and quiet here.

(but come back soon)

-Management 

[NatureJunkie]

I was just about to weigh in here, but seeing as you only posted this today, I will wait until February.

[Chig]

Pffffft!  :-P

[MOTC]

I understand a proper SOP was needed once I erroneously came back after years with a Turkey Song Video.

[MOTC]

Was there something in the SOP about bringing your nutsack with you?

http://lovevideoplayhouse.ning.com/video/the-nutsack

[BlancheNoE]

@ NJ- and THAT'S why you're my favorite.

@ Chig- Don't tell NJ but you're my favorite

@ MOTC- I'm watching BOTH of you * fork-points to own eyes-then your eyes-then Brianne's eyes-then back to my eyes*, and you're both my favorite.

[DoK]

Check !