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LV featured Beating # 46

Posted on August 8, 2009 at 2:52pm 2 Comments

Is that an acknowledgment of the quality of the video or an indictment on the lack of videos at the site?

I'm going to go with the latter.

Omega One Out-
You don't spit into the wind

I hate everybody

Posted on August 1, 2009 at 12:03am 5 Comments

Present company excepted.

Omega One Out-
But you won't hum along

People Who Should Be Beaten - Blog Edition #1

Posted on May 12, 2009 at 11:53pm 4 Comments

..because I can't link Facebook properly for some reason.


Nitpicky Trekkies. Yeah I said it, Trekkies. A term to describe over-obsessive freaks with little to no life. If you don't like it, feel free to take it up with the guys dressed up as Cardassians at the next con. That should be the definition of a sympathetic audience.

A group of people can suspend belief for faster-than-light travel,… Continue

Nothing to see here

Posted on May 8, 2009 at 11:00pm 4 Comments

Greeting, Arkies. Or Arkanesians? Arkanum?

Oh yes. The button on the top that says Arkians...

Whatever. The wayward tyrant returns. Or at least passes by. I hope all is well with you all. I remain firmly encased in the grip of ...well stuff. Boring, not very interesting stuff. Much like any video I've ever made.

Just wanted to say hi. May try to get back into some videomaking this summer, provided my corporate overlords spare me some free… Continue

How y'all doin'?

Posted on February 22, 2009 at 4:34pm 6 Comments

Video? What video? I've actually stopped saying "one of these days" since it's been more like months.

I commit to nothing.

I'm sorry but its really hard to come up with a video when you have songs from the Noggin network stuck your head. My wife actually caught me singing one unconsciously this morning. Yeah, it's that bad.

But anyway, I assume all is variously well with the rest of you. I remain well, relatively speaking. I have many irons in the fire,… Continue

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At 7:23pm on May 20, 2017, MOTC said…

Official Complaint:  The pizza is cold.  This is bullshit.

At 8:04am on December 29, 2016, BlancheNoE said…

Official complaint: You're always hogging the front page. Every time I log in, there you are.

Get a life man. I expect this to be addressed presently. As in before Skynet takes over but after Macaulay Culkin's presidency. Thank you.

At 12:58pm on December 28, 2016, Chig said…

Hey Chris.  I just wanted to give you a heads up that I made your comment wall the official complaint department for the ARK.   Have a great day!  

At 10:44am on April 27, 2013, ThatGirl said…

what SHE said, below...still holds.OH, and Happy Birthday there hotstuff.  

At 8:27am on November 18, 2011, ThatGirl said…

my homepage settings happen to bring me to your videos everytime I go to the Ark, so I'm just reminded again, that I MISS YOUR sarcastic, funny, non-theist, logical, no BS, azz around here...just sayin'...and wishing you and Your lovely wife and kids a wonderful holiday season, however you celebrate. Upon being begged to drive south to grandmother's house, My kids protested on the basis that they dont want to go visit old crap, and I quote Mark "I just wanna eat like a pig,  play video games, watch foozball and pass out on the couch"....  men!!!

At 7:02pm on December 19, 2010, LtAdams2247 said…

Hey, if you wanna blow up christmas, lemme know. I got the tools ;-)

At 3:19pm on August 25, 2010, BlancheNoE said…
Thinkin' 'bout ya',...not sayin' what I'm thinkin'.
At 2:07am on April 14, 2010, AnnelidaFilms said…
Okay, if I got this right, I can post Videolympic challenges and offer the booty of my choice to the winner. How one wins and who makes that decision is a mystery to me; who am I supposed to bribe? I don't see anything in the rules against shotgunning multiple challenges, so here's my semi-officially-worded challenge:

I challenge you to be my opponent in Videolympics #1!

For any and every challenge listed below that you accept and I lose, I'll give you your choice of a) one official Canadian Toonie (which costs 16 cents to make and is worth 2 dollars US), or b) I'll post a vlog on The Ark about any subject of your choice.

More details at:

I challenge you to any or all of the following Videolympic missions:

1. Show us what's in your purse or your wallet.
3. Show us how you created a piece of origami, but do it "artfully"
5. Show us some items that you're embarrassed about owning.
7. You're a vlogger and it's the year 2099.
9. Make a video with the title "Ten Things I Hate About...."
12. Edit a scene with you & another Arkian so that it feels like you're both in the same room.
14. Fly
17. Do a time-lapsed video (using your own footage).
18. Create a stop-motion video (using your own footage).
19. Attempt a special effect that's simple but impressive
20. Do something funny with yourself and a green screen
24. Interact with an animated character.
27. Write an original song and perform it as an edited music video

Interested? We have 5 weeks left before the Closing Ceremonies. GO!
At 3:42pm on January 1, 2010, BlancheNoE said…
Happy New Year
At 6:32pm on September 22, 2009, AskTheTyrant said…

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