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The last of the deleted scenes. Lemme know if it's dark enough for ya.

If you don't know what the Vault is and are terribly confused, find what came before here:

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Comment by BlancheNoE on May 21, 2015 at 9:14pm

Okay, there were some cool and entertaining effects in there but dark?...OH, you mean the music. Yeah, that's pretty dark even for you. I mean Nips and Necks MAYbe, but Spicks and Specks ?!! DUDE, I can't believe you went there.

Comment by Chig on May 26, 2015 at 9:22pm

It must have taken every bit of your processor and everything After Effects could muster to generate the tears.

Comment by LtAdams2247 on May 27, 2015 at 2:34pm

@Blanch: The nips and necks bit was deleted from the deleted scene. Blame the MPAA.

@Chig: Yeah, I outsourced that effect to Pixar and it still looks fake.

Comment by ThatGirl on June 1, 2015 at 6:00pm

just wow...those f#ckers never cease to get my muscles twitching to break their skinny little necks. Oh right, Fantasy story. In that case, Bravo, lets get this thing done,ay. I'm trying to be here for the undeleted scenes portion of the story.

on an unrelated note: everytime you make one of these, you convince me more, you lived another life as a child of the 60s or 70s my dear.  I have never heard this song before. Maybe you found it in a terribly dark and twisted videogame, if not, definitely another life.

Comment by NatureJunkie on September 1, 2015 at 1:07am

Masterpiece. 3:40. I wept. Totally wept. Not since "The Fault In Our Stars" have I cried like that. The Bee Gees sound track? It wrecked me. Excuse me a moment, I need to go replenish my electrolytes.

And that unprotected heart speech? Where the camera revolves around you like you're the center of the universe? You reinvented that cinematic cliche and took it to new heights never before exploited.

[Okay, cutting the crap, it was all pretty darn cool. I don't know why you go to such lengths to entertain us here, but I'm glad you do.]


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