Whatever floats your boat...
In Preparation for the great Twinkiegeddon, SydTheSkeptic has taken to stockpiling as many Cookies as she can get her hooks into. Happy B-Day to our Captain from the Crew on the Ark.
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Wonderful job.
Marie, so good to see your lovely bread baking face :0)
Everyone did a great job. What a hoot.
Holy bejeezus, this was friggin' HYSTERICAL!!!
Chig- I don't know how you got Tom Petty to make a guest appearance, but THANK YOU!
Blanchie & Pen- It's so weird how that happens whenever I call.
ThatGirl- Madame, I've reconsidered. $500 iz good deal.
Lima- "Is this a Syd-has-issues conversation?" Is there any other?
Marie- Okay, forget the cookies. French will do.
Trimadog- I LOVE those!!! Although they're not nearly as good when you eat them.
LtAdams- a new mode of transport for you, eh? What's the mileage on those? Can they get you to Vegas?
Michael- I get the whole "won't buy cookies on the phone" thing. What's the use if you can't eat all the samples?
SpaceMonkey- Man, that was good acting. OR....dude, get well. I hope it was acting. :o)
NatureJunkie- lol, you obviously can't hold your cookies.
Ruth- I am ON your ass! lol
Mel and MOTC- Ask yourselves, what would Regis do? He'd give me his cookies, THAT's what.
Pyper- :o)
So, let's see...who gave Syd a cookie?
Chig- Doggies get cookies, but not Syd
Blanche- NO cookie, but then again, I've taken forever mailing that router, so all's forgiven
That Girl- guess I got the wrong number, although madame's "cookies" are pending
Lima- No cookies- not even gluten free
Pen- No cookies- big cookie liar!
Marie- No cookies- French-speaking cookie liar
Trimadog- No cookies, but fiera rocha offered vicariously (half point)
LtAdams- No cookie, big gargoyle-winged liar
SpaceMonkey- No cookie, big nyquil-guzzlin liar
NatureJunkie- Tupperware full of cookies pending
JustAnotherUserName- no cookies, even though she passed Walgreens in the video
Michael- No cookies, nope, nuthin
Mel & MOTC- No cookies, none left post-Doug.
Guess I have no choice but to wait for that fucking fairy.
This IS Brilliant! Happy B-Day Captn :)
deliriously unavoidable, I'm a right chair hostage, I didn't see this coming, uhm,,,
oh, whats a cookie, whats a faerie? is that a uhm, who's Syd? can i get back to you ob that.
Im confused, story of my life. Happy b'day baby!
This came out Excellent! Who want's gluten free on their birthday? Fiera Rocha I can totally pig out on!
@ Syd - Skype cookie offer still stands.
@Syd - Hugo says, Madame has accepted your offer. Only problem, her schedule booked until 2013, Wegas. She is do feature only show, end of January, MGM Grand, private ballroom. Offer expires in 30 days, small print, bottom of cookie box. We've got 750 with 500 deposit, no return if you dont show. she is apologize for inconvenience, but she is busy voomin. You dont call back in time. you SOL. it is tough bizness. vut i can say?
...I love it when you get the wrong number at the right place, eh?
That kid's drunk on the Twinkies again!
Happy Birthday Syd!
Excellent vid!
Oh this is great! Mel and MOTC too!
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