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Syd and The Fall of the Holy House of Twinkies

In Preparation for the great Twinkiegeddon, SydTheSkeptic has taken to stockpiling as many Cookies as she can get her hooks into. Happy B-Day to our Captain from the Crew on the Ark.

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Comment by Trimaddog on February 11, 2012 at 3:06pm
So glad I happened to see the email that Bruce sent so I could be a part of this! Amazing job editing!! Happy birthday Dear Syd! I hope you got plenty of cookies!
Comment by Pypermarru1 on February 11, 2012 at 3:21pm

Wonderful job.  

Marie, so good to see your lovely bread baking face :0)

Everyone did a great job. What a hoot.

 

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on February 11, 2012 at 8:55pm

Holy bejeezus, this was friggin' HYSTERICAL!!!

Chig- I don't know how you got Tom Petty to make a guest appearance, but THANK YOU!

Blanchie & Pen-  It's so weird how that happens whenever I call.

ThatGirl- Madame, I've reconsidered.  $500 iz good deal.

Lima- "Is this a Syd-has-issues conversation?"   Is there any other?

Marie- Okay, forget the cookies. French will do.  

Trimadog- I LOVE those!!!  Although they're not nearly as good when you eat them.

LtAdams- a new mode of transport for you, eh?  What's the mileage on those?  Can they get you to Vegas?

Michael- I get the whole "won't buy cookies on the phone" thing.  What's the use if you can't eat all the samples?

SpaceMonkey- Man, that was good acting.  OR....dude, get well.   I hope it was acting.  :o)

NatureJunkie- lol, you obviously can't hold your cookies.     

Ruth-  I am ON your ass!  lol

Mel and MOTC- Ask yourselves, what would Regis do?   He'd give me his cookies, THAT's what.

Pyper- :o)

So, let's see...who gave Syd a cookie?

Chig- Doggies get cookies, but not Syd 

Blanche- NO cookie, but then again, I've taken forever mailing that router, so all's forgiven

That Girl- guess I got the wrong number, although madame's "cookies" are pending

Lima- No cookies- not even gluten free

Pen- No cookies- big cookie liar!

Marie- No cookies- French-speaking cookie liar

Trimadog- No cookies, but fiera rocha offered vicariously  (half point)

LtAdams- No cookie, big gargoyle-winged liar

SpaceMonkey- No cookie, big nyquil-guzzlin liar

NatureJunkie- Tupperware full of cookies pending

JustAnotherUserName- no cookies, even though she passed Walgreens in the video

Michael- No cookies, nope, nuthin

Mel & MOTC- No cookies, none left post-Doug.

Guess I have no choice but to wait for that fucking fairy.

Comment by Victoria on February 12, 2012 at 12:26am

This IS Brilliant!  Happy B-Day Captn :)

Comment by Arkian Michael on February 12, 2012 at 5:32am

deliriously unavoidable, I'm a right chair hostage, I didn't see this coming, uhm,,,

oh, whats a cookie, whats a faerie? is that a uhm, who's Syd? can i get back to you ob that.
Im confused, story of my life. Happy b'day baby! 

Comment by lima on February 12, 2012 at 8:07pm

This came out Excellent! Who want's gluten free on their birthday?  Fiera Rocha I can totally pig out on!

Comment by spacemonkey1310 on February 15, 2012 at 9:10am

@ Syd - Skype cookie offer still stands.

Comment by ThatGirl on February 16, 2012 at 11:23am

@Syd - Hugo says, Madame has accepted your offer. Only problem, her schedule booked until 2013, Wegas. She is do feature only show, end of January, MGM Grand, private ballroom. Offer expires in 30 days, small print, bottom of cookie box. We've got 750 with 500 deposit, no return if you dont show. she is apologize for inconvenience, but she is busy voomin.  You dont call back in time. you SOL. it is tough bizness. vut i can say?

...I love it when you get the wrong number at the right place, eh?

Comment by gabrielized on February 18, 2012 at 7:59pm

That kid's drunk on the Twinkies again!

Happy Birthday Syd!

Excellent vid!

Comment by flophousepoodle on March 7, 2012 at 6:23pm

Oh this is great! Mel and MOTC too!

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