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Happy Birthday Ruth : A Drama from BlancheNoE on Vimeo.

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.....
mostly u ( meaning me ).

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Comment by JustAnotherUserName on January 28, 2012 at 11:35am

Oh. My. God...I am laughing...I am crying...and I'm eternally grateful to goddess that they weren't the ones with holes in them :-)  I love you guys so much!!  xoxo

Comment by JustAnotherUserName on January 28, 2012 at 12:45pm

I've been whining about this birthday for months...it's no secret.  It doesn't pain me quite as much to admit it anymore...!

Comment by ThatGirl on January 28, 2012 at 3:02pm

RUTH! Happy Birthday. You are one of the most youthful women to be around, exuding confidence beauty and innocence, despite life, despite all else. There is no AGE to beauty like that and on the superficial surface, you look like a 32 year old! Girl, MY life has made the skin I wear show its years, you are ever SO youthful.. 50 is a piece of cake for you...Enjoy your day..wish i had known sooner and would have been a blast to spend an evening celebrating.

@Amy and JOHN- those are some CUTE pink panties..I'd keep them too. FREAKS...are we?

Comment by spacemonkey1310 on January 28, 2012 at 4:38pm

No way is Ruth 50!?! Looks much younger. Happy Birthday Ruth. Now we've both seen each others undies ; )

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on January 28, 2012 at 6:53pm

I agree with ThatGirl, except for the innocence part.  ;o)

Happy fiftieth Ruth!!

Comment by JustAnotherUserName on January 28, 2012 at 7:00pm

Sara...you're overgorgeous and tiny and creative and talented and all those good things.  I hope you feel better soon because I love you.  xoxo

Dan...Thanks :-)  I was gonna say something like we should try it at the same time sometime, but decided that was way too cougar-ish of me...!

Syd...Ha!...and you met me BEFORE I'd been online dating for a year!

Comment by ThatGirl on January 28, 2012 at 7:01pm

@Syd - maybe it's a matter of perspective...Innocence in comparison to me.

Comment by LtAdams2247 on January 29, 2012 at 4:07am

Happy BDay! Wow, another big one, congratulations!

Just a quick question. Those panties with the holes in them, are those cause they're worn or out of convenience?

Comment by JustAnotherUserName on January 29, 2012 at 10:03am

Peter...haha!  Since you're so young, you haven't learned yet that you don't ask a woman's age, when the baby is due, or why she has holes in her panties :-)

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