Squirrel Haiku

Comment by ThatGirl on June 20, 2013 at 12:38pm

can't even enjoy nature these days without "those thoughts" leaking IN...fair tradeoff I say- being a bit OFF is FUN!!

I still CANNOT write a haiku. you rocked that one out.

Comment by BlancheNoE on June 20, 2013 at 6:42pm

Thanks TG !

We have the most spoiled rotten squirrels (and munkers) in the state. Here's the back-story in case you missed it :

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/06/14/eyeball-licking-fetish-isnt-jus...

Comment by ThatGirl on June 21, 2013 at 11:03am

OH my. I missed ALOT of social information over the last...i dunno how long. I can SEE now the real connection.

Comment by BlancheNoE on June 21, 2013 at 7:30pm

@ Steven&b- hee-hee, it's just so hard to say no to those sweet little faces. They even conned us into letting them take the car last night. It did not end well.  Cy-ops even got involved.

Comment by Marie on June 24, 2013 at 7:50pm

Dang I am so totally off the grid. I just ass-u-me'd squirrel a was picking nits off squirrel b - a love story. As in "I love you enough to pick the nits off your face." Haikus scare the &^%$ outta me I don't even pretend to try to figure them out. =-) Now it all makes sense.

Since my arms got too short, my eyeglasses progressively bigger, and I switched all the light bulbs out for the brightest lumières I could find - I'd take any attempt to lick my eyeballs as a direct treat, not an overture to romance.... Gawd I'm a dinosaur....

Comment by Geoff on June 27, 2013 at 2:32pm

What a weird news story.

I think this post should have come with a "BlancheNoE in Demonic Mode" warning label. I feel emotionally whipsawed after watching you feed critters out of your hand just recently.

Comment by NatureJunkie on June 30, 2013 at 10:56pm

YUCK! Oh Blanche, Blanche, did ya hafta send me to that site? ‘Cause at the bottom is a link to another acticle, “Only 5% of Americans Wash Their Hands Right.” Why must we think about such things?

 

I don’t wanna know

about licking nether parts

in the heads of squirls

 

(haiku syllable cheater)

Comment by BlancheNoE on July 6, 2013 at 12:01pm

@ Marie- Oh Marie, I'm so with you....and laughing out loud. sssSSmmMMOOOooch

@ Geoff- hey, it made the Kardashians famous right ?, had to give it a shot.

Comment by BlancheNoE on July 6, 2013 at 12:03pm

@ NJ- THAT is my new favorite haiku. Everything about it is perfect. Showoff !

Do another one.....on video.

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