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Episode 10

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Comment by Chig on December 27, 2013 at 8:13pm

This is cool.   Obviously could use a couple farts though

Comment by ThatGirl on December 28, 2013 at 8:58am

I couldn't help the melody playing in my head at the end, but I'm thinking it doesn't mean what I think it means, or maybe it does. We'll never know until the winter break is over.  What is it? Jan or Feb? when all the networks start competing for viewership again and they bring this one back. I just hope they don't replace the main character and expect us not to notice.

 (ps I had NO idea the track was used in Breaking Bad til I went looking...I Love connections)

Comment by BlancheNoE on December 29, 2013 at 12:49pm

Very glad to see this awesomeness.

See, one divided by 4 is but a fraction of itself but 1 divided by zero is still a solid one.

Makes sense.

...and Chig, the silent ones are more deadly. You obviously didn't have your smell-o-vision switched on.

Now I know what he used all those cabbage casseroles for that he kept requesting from the catering department.

Comment by LtAdams2247 on December 30, 2013 at 3:06pm

@Chig: please, use your imagination now and then. Just close your eyes and imagine the sound, the warm breeze flying towards you, the texture of it as it runs down your nostrils... there you go, you're welcome.

@TG: Note to self, unhire Jessica Biel as 1 for next episode. And here I was all excited to get that green screen footage.

@Blanch: Actually, if you divide by zero you break your equasion. I would advise against it.

Comment by Chig on December 30, 2013 at 7:42pm

I'm having a problem imagining anything over the sound of all this farting going on over here.

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 31, 2013 at 1:17am

Comment by NatureJunkie on January 1, 2014 at 4:04pm

It's terrifying when the numbers are stacked against you. But may the odds be ever in your favor.

Comment by Chig on January 1, 2014 at 4:11pm

I'm thinking that when those lightning bolts come out of the zeros they should make more of a juicy one cut loose.  But you being the artist should be able to pick your own sound effect.  If I may humbly offer you some scientific data as reported from Berkly to help you with your decision:

College edjumacation

Comment by Geoff on January 1, 2014 at 9:03pm

Very nice, Peter. Your numbers have soul.

(Didja notice NatureJunkie's deft appropriation of the "Hunger Games" benediction?)

Comment by LtAdams2247 on January 2, 2014 at 2:04pm

@Syd: Comment with double meaning. Nice. You'd have as much fun finding titles for these episodes as I do ;-)

@NJ: Well you know. Best we can hope for is that after all the build up we don't get a PG13 third act. Wait, what movie are we talking about here ;-)

@Chig: see the document already begins with a wrong assumotion. There's only one kind of fart, that's other people's farts. Cuz it wasn't me.

@Geof: I'd be the worst accountant ever.


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