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Stream of consciousness stuff...Titles are kind of fun.
1:10 C'mon, We All Do It
1:45 Don't Make Fun of Arthur's Shroom
2:15 24% of the Time, It's Mold
2:45 Stand Back, This Could Get Ugly
3:25 Turtles= Sexual Repression- Hence, Avoidance
4:55 Boodah's Canine Lesbian Lover
5:20 Badminton Invite = Ultra-Loneliness
5:40 It Was a Good Sandwich, Damn It
6:20 Livin' la Vida de Lupita
6:50 Suicide= So Inconvenient
7:30 Fears, Hers
8:15 Fears, Mine
8:50 And...Hello Again, Avoidance

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Comment by JoAnn on December 14, 2010 at 12:57am

If I were you I would buy the neighbor a puppy, then she will have a new dog to take care of if Lupita dies.  Or I would move.  Seriously, that woman would scare me out of the neighborhood. Yikes.  Wait, get her a turtle.  They live for 50 years! That is definitely what I would do.  Maybe :/

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 14, 2010 at 1:02am

A turtle!!! 



...why didn't I think of that...?



Hehe.  JoAnn, my  friends gave me the same advice about the puppy.  :o)

Comment by spacemonkey1310 on December 14, 2010 at 4:48am

Take control Syd. Hide her dog. The end. At the very least you remove the element of surprise.... Or you could buy her the puppy. Either or really.

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 14, 2010 at 8:01am

Space- LOL!! Members of my family, who have a macabre sense of humor, have already suggested that as a solution to finding a bigger place.   ;o)

Comment by LtAdams2247 on December 14, 2010 at 11:08am

Goddamnit, Syd, just when the stream of conciousness gets interesting you hit the breaks. I'm just about to stop doing whatever else I was doing while the vid played to give you my undivided attention and what do you say? "Anyway, turtles." I urge you to try this one again.

Comment by Pypermarru1 on December 14, 2010 at 11:51pm

She's dead already.  She is so worried about death and dieing that she's not really living.  

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 15, 2010 at 12:12am

Adams- gonna need ideas for the next twenty, so I might just go back down that road. makes me wonder if when I do the booty shake, I should start the video out as a boring vlog and then five minutes in, I should cut away to the clip that would essentially be my lost bet paid in full...only you'll miss it because you'll be in the kitchen washing the dishes while passively listening thinking it's just another stinkin' vlog...

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 15, 2010 at 12:12am

Pyper- so true.

Comment by NatureJunkie on December 15, 2010 at 12:29am

1:10 C'mon, We All Do It. Working in a university town where about half the population seems to be homeless and schizophrenic, I'm never really sure whether people are talking to themselves, talking to someone else on a bluetooth, or vlogging without a camera.


2:15, 24% of the Time, It's Mold. Yes, LOL. The writers of House are running low on mysterious causes.


The rest: Made my heart ache a little. I know that you know she's serious. What a burden to bear.

Comment by SydTheSkeptic on December 15, 2010 at 12:36am

NJ- She really does seem to be resolved in the matter, but more than anything, it's beyond me what her daily life must be like- I mean, like...her present state.  What is it like to know that it won't be long before you take yourself out of this life?  Is it dark?  Is it incredibly lonely?  Or is it comforting to feel you have a sense of control over what is essentially a FEAR?


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